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2012-02-04T15:33:00.000+08:00

I donno about you, but this happened to me all the time. Every time when I'm cleaning my room, sorting out all the old stuff and ready to throw it away, those old school stuff always reminds me of the old days memories.

Not like the movie type of flashback memory, but it kinda bring me back to the moment when I holding those stuff, it can be a letter, a toy, a photo, a gift, almost anything.

Its kinda works like a bookmark, it bring me back to the page of my life when those stuff 1st appear in. I cant really rmb the scene, nor the dialog/ conversation, but the feeling is EXACTLY the same as the moment i felt it.

Few days ago I was having supper v my frens, and by chance i take a sip of the sambal at the table. Surprisingly it taste the same as my primary school chilli that i used to add it into my bowl of soup. The feeling is the best, it remind me all the eating moments i have in my primary school.

Sometimes I dont even rmb that i have that kind of memories, like one day i found one of my super old T-shirt, its damn ugly and i cant believe that i used to wore it like I am a boss LOL. When you get older you will realize how stupid you actually are..

Sometimes memories are too precious too be forgotten, thats why my room is always messy and full of stuffs, because most of them is the BOOKMARK of my life. What a lame excuse to stop cleaning my room. Anyway, i hope you'll have something to record your memories of life, picture, blog, whatever stuff... becuz it really feel great and funny when u looking back into it.

Can you believe this piece of shit is me? LOL

This New Dragon Year

2012-01-31T16:19:00.022+08:00

Yo I am back again! LOL, no laaa... if u view back my previous post i wrote I M BACK!!! write till so big but after that post my blog is dead for a month LOL... paiseh paiseh.

Ok, after the paiseh introduction, I'm gonna explain har my header sin. I know I know, i dont like it neither LOL, but I just dont like the old 1 and i feel like make a new 1 but then this new 1 also not as nice as i wanted it to be however its better than the old 1. So... there u go, power of pepsi + Chok face in da new header!!

Ok, after the explanation of chok header, here is some updates for this year CNY. Actually this year CNY is too early so I am not really fully enjoying it. Anyway we did something very awesome!! We all dressed up with the chinese tradition clothing, both boys and girls!

Gong Hei Gong Hei~

Leng Lui foong yee and me!!

Love series LOL

I dunno er, some dint follow dress code =S

The Homies Family Album!!

Kelvin's face is the nicest 1, then yau like having terminal cancer LOL

Tada!!!

雄霸天下！！！

降龙伏虎！！！！

百无禁忌！！！！

LOL, check out Jordan facial expression and Yau's drunken fist

Feel the wrath of NATALIE!! lol, her eye wanna burn the camera d

Old school first class honor LOL

Finished all the fun, time to talk back some serious shit d. Ya know, this new year is really a NEW year for me, FIY I just graduated last year DEC (ceremony is at this year March). Whats new is, I finally no need to go to school.

Half of my life spent on study (5 -6 years old kindergarten, 7- 12 years old primary school, 13- 17 years old secondary school, 18 - 21 years old college university) Now I am 22, days of study is finally off. No longer need to take any exam, prepare for any test/ assignment, no longer need to wake up in the early morning and sleeping in class LOL. But the main point i wanna express is the feeling, not just about study, but is the feeling of security. Everyday I woke up, went to school, back home, play-eat-sleep. This routine has been with me for the past decade of my life, now the routine has finally come to an end. To be honest I am not used to it, and I am miss it. 无法释怀

Now, everyday I woke up i felt insecure, like i have no direction of my future, as in I've lost track of my life.

I been preparing my whole life for this moment. Ya lets face it, we study hard because we wanna get a good job, at least this is what out parent told us. But speaking from a fresh graduate and yet enter employment, i find out few facts:

1) Good grades does not really guarantee a bright future.

Grades are important, they like licence for you to enter the game, you have good licence you can enter a better game. However, if you are good in playing, you can still win without a licence. Something like 钱不是万能，但是没钱就万万不能

2) Most theories and topics you studied are not applicable or even useless in your job.

Its true, but it does not mean that study is pointless. Whatever you have learned is yours. The problem in today's society is that they always relate study and future employment together, which is misleading. Knowledge, is what we seek in studying, not money. Most people think of study is just to memorized, indeed if you have good memories you will surely get high scores in every exam. But in employment, good memories without understanding can lead to what bright future career? Book keeper? Librarian? There is something more about study, other than grades, likes teamwork, leadership, communication skills, where they called it soft skills, i called fundamental requirements to be a human LOL. If ppl lack of these skills, they 不会做人, whereby those 会做人 geh ppl will have bright future as they know what, who, where, when, to do the right things LOL.

Hence I always respect knowledgeable people, rich ppl are cool as well but they usually are business ppl and business ppl is evil LOL.

3) If you dont like the rules, obey it. When you reach the top, change it.

I saw this in some facebook picture and I am deeply agree. I think i am kinda a hater because i feel many stupid people in this world, and i hate it LOL.

I feel that the society is sick, and the solution is to legalized weed in Malaysia. LOL i am just kidding. I got a lot of hatred towards the world but i am not gonna name it out now, but instead of hating, i decided to change it. If and only if I have the ability and the power. You gonna say if you cant change the world, change yourself... here a meme

I am not pussy out!!

Currently i am still looking for job, and sadly not much jobs offer me an interview. What to do, just gonna keep believe in luck and keep searching for job ba. In the mean time i am just gonna gambling and earn some money to survive LOL (jk jk).

Nonetheless, Wish ya'all have a great CNY and GONG HEI FATT CHOI!!!!!!

I am Back!!!

2011-11-22T20:11:00.005+08:00

I M BACK!!!! yo, i was not around for like 1 month ++, got a lot to update.

Lets start from my 21st Bday (October)

I made this poster by myself then i printed it out for everyone to sign for their attendance at that night.

I held a part at Loving hut, and i set a theme which is simply colours - which mean all the guest must wear a bright colour plain Tee or a sharp colour polo tee...

Here is some pictures of tat night tat i really love:

Our Chris Chee always have the most charisma eyes

Every1!!!

Its a very memorable night where i can spend it with all my fren, college, puchong, secondary and homies, every1!!

I have some performance on tat night, i even get my lecturer to sing with me. But she cant make it on tat night so we recorded it and play it on tat night. Such an honor to get a lecturer to sing for ur bday party LOL. And now i have no regrets in my college life d LOL.

Thx Miss <3

FYI, i cried on tat night... i dunno y, i just feel that life is too awesome to be me LOL. No, what i mean is i am glad and grateful that i have friends like you all, and it is something quite hard to maintain. Especially college frens, i going to graduated soon (hope so) on this December, and honestly i dont think we have much time to hang out after this, even when we are still in the same class we barely hang out =x. But i still hope that we can stay like this till the very end, and i am glad that i can meet u all in college. We went to trip, we went to camp, we study together, we gossip together, we play mind game together when lecturer distribute an assignment. All this is precious moments ba...

Homies, my brothers in the hood, they are the people that stay truthful from the very beginning. I mean, they are the people tat call u out just to talk shit and with no other else purpose. In the future days, it is hard to find frens that will hang out with u with no additional intention. So i appreciate this brotherhood. I like the policy within this brotherhood as no matter it is who's bday, we all MUST attend and support, even some already have girlfriend, but this policy still stand.

For those that in the hood, if u will feel guilty and say "erp" when u are reading this, yeah u shud, cuz u an asshole LOL.

Next thing i wanna talk about is Steve Job's death.

few days after my bday then he passed away. Although i dint own any apple products but he is one of my idol. I like how arrogance he is, because he has the capability to be so.

He gave a speech in Stanford college in 2005, if you haven watch it, well u shud. Because it is very meaningful and very inspiring that how he faced the phases of his life.

Not long after his death i saw this picture, One Dies, Million cyr, Milion Die, No one cries

This picture really upset me, the feeling is like when u are too full to finish ur meal, then an idiot that act like he is very knowledgeable step in and say: do you know many children in Africa starve to death?

This is so stupid, we all are adult, i dont need you to tell me how important is food is and how many ppl is dying without food. Same, there is ntg wrong for me to cry for Steve Jobs, Steve Jobs dint ask us to cry for him, we just did. Because he is a great man.

well, i am not good in expressing myself, so i copied some1 else work which represented my thoughts:

Having moral principles that are based on proximity and your sense of self does not make you inhuman, immoral or bad.

It simply helps you to be functional. If you were to care for every sad piece of news that crosses your path on the same level, without discriminating based on criteria like proximity and significance, you would spend insane amounts of time mourning.

Therefore, caring when someone like Steve Jobs, whose life accomplishments meant something for you, dies is not an indicator that your moral system is wrong or corrupt.

It's a sign that you're normal.

Next we move on to some pictures tat i think is beautiful and i wud like to let the picture to speak most of the story

I spend my 11.11.11 with my love 1

We took this stupid cute picture LOL

And we bought these cute lil ring!!

Mine is xiao lao su, hers is bear pei~

and also with a necklace tat i love the most, its at the header... it is a camera!!!

I am very grateful to found a girlfriend like this who can tolerant my ridiculous temper and will take these embarrassing picture with me. Maybe i am not good in expressing myself , in facebook or watever stuff i seldom write out those sweet msg cuz i think its kinda like PDA, but i do really love her.

It not about just laughing at the joke i made, but also i will laugh back at the joke she made. This is wat define soul-mate.

LOL pretty much sound like the Iphone 4S promote for SIRI: a lot of devices recognized the words you say, but the ability to understand what you mean, and act on it, Thats the break thru of siri LOL.

Next!! is my final presentation in college!!

Yeah jobstreet baby. I love the outfit we have for the presentation, all dark blue!!!

Somehow i feel tat my outfit is kinda look like Sanji in one piece =S

Back to college, before this presentation i was having a very hardcore time in assignment.

2 assignment, 1 is about 1997 asian crisis, another 1 is about poverty and inequity.

The Asian Crisis 1 really imba, everyday i wake up, open pc, read article, eat, bath, read, bath, read, sleep.

I am like a freaking author that writing a book which about to due. DAMN! But i am quite enjoy during the process because i learned a lot from it. I really force myself to read and understand the thing i will never understand lol. At last, as a finance student, i finally have an idea about wat happnes in the 1997 Asian Crisis. I wont say i am an expert in it, or i can tell u the how or what trigger the crisis, but i at least know a few about it ba.

Next, the poverty thing. It is to write about how technology create an impact on poverty. At first when i think about poverty, i put myself into tat category because i am poor, i always shortage of fund LOL. So i think if no technology, no facebook, no crispy fried chicken, i will probably dead ba LOL. But then poverty is refer to those ppl that does have food, that kinda poor. Then i start to think technology is the thing that widen the gap between the rich and the poor. A advance country and a developing country always have a big gap in technology, and also education level. So i written a lot of negative thing about how technology screwed the poor. I dunno i am correct or not but i also learn a lot while reading all those article.

Thats y knowledge is so important looooo.....

Now is some recent stuff, my friend - thomas's music showcase

I cant really tell u the feeling of watching ur own fren performing at the stage of genting, its like watching ur fren pursuing his dream, it is more than proud. We are a team once, so it is more than proud, is like i can even enjoy his happiness when he is on stage. It is indescribably.

See this happy feat.

It is good to have fren like this, he has a strong will and great determination. Hope that he never lost his strength of chasing his dream. Like what Steve Jobs says: Dont settle, stay hunger and stay foolish. Go get it MAN!

I think tats all i wanna say for now... see u real soon =D

Penang trip Videos!!

2011-09-13T18:45:00.002+08:00

Yo guys, rmb i said i made 2 videos for the trip.. i know it been a long time because it takes like forever for me to upload it to youtube... so here is 2 videos i edited.

1st video - this video is an overview of our entire trip... from day 1 till the end, so it a brief reference for the trip.

2nd video, well this video is pretty ugly because we did a lot of ugly stuffs. We are inspired to do such ugly thing because of the fucking jam in penang, we are just too bored and too sick in the car so we did a lot of stupid thing and this video is the combination of all the stupid things we did.

My Nigga Imma Beast!!!

I can drive 8 hours straight with no pee!!

Penang trip AGAIN

2011-09-04T18:22:00.004+08:00

see the tittle also know this raya i went penang AGAIN... the word again is to show u that i went before and then now i re-visit it. this short description is specially for mentally retarded reader.

Hey there! speaking of retarded, lets start the story. As usually we depart at morning 7am and reach around 12-1 something. But road trip never go smooth, not even once. This time is one of our car (Yau's) have a lil break down problem, after expert checking we determine that it was the bearing problem.

We all waiting at Penang Tesco while our expert (loon) checking yau's car. I dunno y penang tesco is so damn big.. its like a shopping center. However, back to my retard topic... its 5 hrs driving, of cuz i need to pee and so i went to tesco toilet. Again, things never go smooth. The male toilet is locked down.

There is 2 option,

1st- act tomboy go into female toilet

2nd- act retarded go OKU (orang kurang upaya) the disabled toilet

at first i planning to go for option 1 but since i cut jor my hair.. acting retarded will be easier. So i went into the disabled toilet.

i really dunno is my luck bad or wat, been so many years.. everytime i saw disabled toilet, it was always empty and not occupied, in other word, i never saw an OKU been into a OKU toilet before. BUT SO NICE TIMING! when i pee ing, some1 knock the door! and when i open the door, iTS an OKU!!! a women in a wheel chair... how embarrassing LOL. when i open the door and saw the women, i faster act like i am having a stroke.. so thats y i am using a OKU toilet.

Ok la, the blue words is fake... i go out normally and feel fucked up a lil bit lol.

Continue the trip

We go for a 3 days 2 night trip and the place we staying is called "Pulau Jerejek". At first i tot very cool for staying in a island. but its not (u'll see ltr)

Lets start from the hotel, the hotel service is really not that good... zhang gang ditt... when we check in this and that take us a long time. However the room is quite nice, i mean it not that super nice but it quite big although all the thing is old old dei.

I specially like the toilet, its very big, big until u can run and play inside. Here a overview of the toilet:

Left side is the shower room with the sexy glass

Middle is the sink and right side is the toilet bowl

3 of us is staying in 1 room, (Me, Loon and Jordan). At one time, we are rushing to go out (almost all the time rushing), we fully utilize the toilet, 1 bathing on the left, 1 brushing teeth in the middle, 1 pee ing in the right side. Super efficiency.

Since its a island, every time we need to depart from the hotel we need to take a ferry

here some pictures taken in da ferry

Captain Max in da boat!!

so here is a picture of us, our ultimate plan is to pick 1 snsd member to imitate... but i really dunno y, dunno y.. there are 9 members of snsd, there are only 4 of us, Y, Y there will be 2 of us picked the same member to imitate, and 1 of us... i dun even know what the fuck he doing... Loon, as himself =S

The pictures in ferry look fun right, but it not fun at all. Here the shit part of this "Pulau Jerejek". The ferry system is one hell of a shit, mixed with all the bad movies like smurf and colombiana. U see, the 1st day we reach there, settle down, it already 3pm ++, then the ferry schedule is 4pm or 5pm... And we picked the 4pm time to take the ferry... after 5 hours of travelling, 1 hours of car fixing... you only give me 30-50 minutes of resting time!!!??? it not even 10% of the hard times!!

we sleep not more than 30mints, then we need to pack our bag and run run run to the jeti. furthermore! the traveling of the ferry take at least 20 minutes!!! fuck mou... So first night we oni go to Macalister road for dinner and back, BECAUSE the last ferry is at 12!!! damn!

Chicken Skin Motherfukers!

Chicken Wings Motherfukers!

Smurf's balls Motherfukers!

Best curry mee evar Motherfukers!

after eating this heavy thing, i saw this beautiful tasty hong kong tong yun!!

tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!tong yun!!

Aww~ one of the best shit ever... it so nice!!!

After eating we need to rush back to jeti AGAIN. the plan for the next day is to wake up early at 7am and depart, because the ferry schedule is 8am and 10am (big mother fucking gap)

We reach hotel around 12am ++, not even have time to sleep, jordan say wake up at 7am even earlier than his working hours LOL. Mine also, go morning class meh wake up 7am... aiyorrrr..... go trip like go suffer like tat... when we are in the room, not even have the time to chill and watch tv, after bath st8 sleep.. SLEEP JEK

6 hours later...

Someone start morning call d... its around 7am, no 1 gives a fuck LOL... so we wake up at 8++ and go for the 10am jeti... SAME! not even have time to ready/ ban leng leng... wake up, brush teeth, wash har face.. pack my camera- Run run run run run to jeti again! DAMN!!

Go penang sure eat Laksa laa... this time geng, after all the pointless jamming, we reach at 11... we tot it was closed cuz i saw them like keeping the table, DIM JI its just open stall.. after we get back from parking then the place already full house jor..

We have 13 people and we ordered 21 bowls, 6 kosong 15 normal..

21 bowls motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!

Penang laksa looks like shit but taste the best!

5 minutes later...

done

Not to mention!! APONG!!!

In penang it called as Apong, until now i dont really know wtf it called

Rmb i said yau's car bearing got problem? after our brunch, 1 car go back hotel (1pm ferry schedule) , another 2 cars go fix yau's car... this is quite challenging because it was August 31st, our independent day + raya.. so most of the workshop is closed down.

Anyway, we did found a workshop which is open for business and it is nicely located next to a Toto lottery shop. As a greedy chinese assholes, Me, darren, jordan and kai loon go buy tons of car plate number LOL

8086 vs 8084!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF!!! this time really
"WE COULD HAD HAVE IT ALLLLLLL!!!!!!"

And since we go fix car, we have missed the 1pm ferry and need to take 2.30 ferry. We went for cendol. Tat time i was pretty fuck up cuz my camera is low batt and i wanted to go back so badly.
2.30 ferry came, 2.50pm reach hotel and I run run run run run again back to the room for charge my cam batt. Guess wat, rest not even 1hours, 4.30 ferry came again!!! WTF!!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHY LIFE SO MISERY!! my battery have a full 1 hour rest, BUT ME!!! only a fucking 20 mints!!! AGAIN!!! PACK MY THINGS, RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN back to jeti AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

This time, not all of us can made it. 2 girls (chai moon and szing) are too tired to run run run run run run to jeti with us.. so they decided to stay in there and take maggie as dinner.. SAD LAN DOU....

We planed to go the beach but this time, we faced a super geng jam... jam jor us 1hr ++ 6pm oni reach THE SHIP (so we go eat 1st)

Before eat we do some exercise 1st

Tiger Woods!

Snail motherfuckers!!!

My cheap Nasi Lembu motherfuckers!!!

After the dinner, take some pic in beach... and RUSH RUSH RUSH back to jeti AGAIN!!!! this time we taking the 1030pm ferry. we have 1230pm but we picked 1030pm because we dun one the 2 girls who left in hotel to be kill by wild monkeys or starve to dead. so, 1 word - RUSH!!!

Actually we can reach early and pretty on time, but we think of "da bao" some food for them girls and so we went to da bao some nugget and hotdogs!!! so so so so so lucky there have a funfair o!!! JAM TILL!!!! aiyorrr..... when the car is jamming in the road, i run down and go to the other side of the road to buy some foods for us and also for them girls. If i missed the car.. i'll be swimming back to the hotel ba...

RUSH RUSH RUSH!! yau is calling us and tell us that he is holding the ferry as long as they could... we are still driving... we about to make a illegal U-turn. Somehow, my driver Kai Loon, he like to inform everyone when he is about to commit a crime, he go on his signal light show to everyone he wanan U-Turn LOL.

At that very fucking moment, a police car passed by and saw his signal light!! The police waiting on the otherside of the road d... Lucky in front of us have a vellfire ALSO wanna make a illegal U-turn LOL.. the vellfire saw the police d, he like considering wanted to turn or not, but we are fucking rush and so we keep give him pressure from behind LOL

at last he made the U-turn and so do we... LOL... after the U-turn police st8 away GG the vellfire and we fai fai turn inside the hotel, get out from the car, and RUN RUN RUN and LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH to the jeti LOL.. we are really going to hell soon LOL

The only good thing is that we dint caught by the police and we reach the jeti on time, if not... need to wait 12.30 that ferry, we will die.

Finally!!! reach the hotel, settle down for 1 hour then meet up again LOL (rest not more than 1 hr AGAIN!) Out of no where, we got bring firework O.o and we played all nite

This time we tell ourselves, we gonna sleep long and no more rushing... STILL! same, wake up blur blur at 11, then RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN again to JETI! LOL WHY!!! i really CRY OUT LOUD!!!!

We went lorong selamat for the rm7 chao kui tiao again. the place is very crowded, luckily we found the best place evar!

A very nice restaurant where:

All FUCKING OUTSIDE FOOD ARE ALLOWED!!!

nice!

At Lorong Selamat, we met Chuckei with her long legs. In case u dunno who is she, shes a hot famour blogger apparently with a pair of long legs. Her legs is very long but her bf legs even longer, but as a fully healthy male perception.. we only focus on chuckei's . we just syok sendiri, go see har leng lui, say har some joke and left. Next stop- temple

Temple is our last stop then we step up to the journey of the way back where require 8 hrs of jamming hours. yeah, 8. its like us driving from Penang to Johor.

If you ask me, how long can a man keep his shit in his stomach, well i can ans you -More than 4 days

cuz i kept all the penang food i ate in my stomach all the way back to puchong. Funny my girlfriend ask me to buy her something, imaging if i 1 shot shit out 3 days of the penang food i ate and da bao for her... what will be her reaction leh...

Baby!! i dabao back all the food i ate in penang for you aa~~ LOL

Reach puchong at 12, eat again.. totally stored 4 days of shit... back home at 1.. sit at toilet bowl, like the champagne, "POP"... then u know wat nexts.

Before i end this post, let me brief u something bout pulau jerejek... It use to be a hospital, not ordinary hospital, is those quarantine center..

U rmb the movie Quarantine? here the movie poster to flashback ur memory

so it pretty much like the movie, we are staying at the apartment where all the zombies inside... damn the jerejek.. it is quarantine some patient with unknown diseases which have no cure.. fuck mou...lucky we dint saw any zombie or zombie monkey....

After this trip i got phobia toward trip d LOL... now even every time i wake up in puchong, i st8 pack my bag, wash my face and run to ferry, then oni realize no more ferry to catch d...

By the way, i made 2 videos for the trip.. 1 is overview of the trip, another 1 is the frustration toward the jamming and the trip.. will be upload soon =D

End

Updates again!

2011-09-02T19:48:00.003+08:00

Yo guys, i am back and i cut my hair =D. It look like a dick face but just dun comment anything bad bout it pls...

saw the new header? its a new month and here a new theme, hope u all like it.. damn the picture make legs look so short zzzz... its inspired from moumoon's album (On the right) cover.. go check it out if u wanna =D

here is few updates, 1st is that i am recently very busy in planning my bday party... i got all the ideas but the only problems is whether i can make it real or not...

2nd, i just come back from penang yesterday... here a picture of me on my motherfucking boat..

3rd - i just read newspaper that cecelia cheung 张柏芝, have a clip that fliming her being abuse 被虐短片.. 柏芝被虐短片, the tittle so erotic.. so i go check out the internet and pop~ i found the video.. Yes, indeed cecelia is sexy and seducing but ntg special in that video..i just love the way she "Ah." when she is able to speak... damn shes hot =S

u can click on the link below and watch the video.. no biggy...see ya all soon

http://hahavideo2.blogspot.com/2011/08/cecilia-cheung-sm-video.html

This is bullshit

2011-08-14T22:51:00.003+08:00

U know what is bullshit? bullshit is when your touch screen phone not allow you to touch screen...

FUCK! FYI, i am not using iphone, i am using the old school but lan yao school geh LG touch screen phone, it got 3 button which is the call, end call and the menu button.

And i recently discover the touch screen function is getting worst and worst, i grew a long long thumb nail just for the fucking phone (it not heat sensor).

I slowly lost the patient in SMS because i cant successfully type out one word in 1st try...

until tonight, around 11.20pm... it already a sad nite when Lee Chong Wei lose to lan jiao dan... wat even sad is my phone finally lost the ability of TOUCH SCREEN....

i was trying to search for a number and FUCK, i cant! cuz its a fucking touch screen phone!!!! i oni can hit the call button, or take a picture, BUT WAT FOR!!!!!!!!!???????

After few minutes of checking, i realize there a small portion of screen that its still able to sense my "poking", it at the bottom left... BUT WAT FORR!!!!!!!!!!????????? i cant fucking scroll down my phone book list, all i can is to call some 1 with name that start v A, i can call Alvina, Argentina, BUT I CANT REACH other alphabet!!

Well i am not good in electronic stuff, so i got a very simple idea in my mind. watever electronic shit went wrong, just fucking restart it and it will be just fine... it works on my computer, my camera, my TV, my car, EVEN MY PENIS! BUT NOT MY FUCKING PHONE!!!!

and with such smart move, i just fuck myself into a deeper level... look at the picture below

yea pin code...
HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA KEY IN MY PIN CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rmb that i said i can oni press the bottom left of the screen, yeah... i can oni hit the emergency button.... and i did it, it call to 112... wat the fuck is 112, its not 999, not even 911... who the fuck did the 112 emergency link to? my fucking voice mail? why the fuck i wanan call my voice mail when i am in a emergency, u give me MCD number i also wont tat angry la, u give me salor moon number is also wont so angry, u link me to a sex line i also wont so angry la, u link me to lee chong wei phone i also wont so angry la, u link me to lan jiao dan i also WONT SO ANGRY LAAAA!!!!! give me 112!!! 112 ooo!!!!! why 112 ooooo!!!!!?????

If i dint restart my phone, at least it still can ans call if some 1 calling me... but now... i can jus call the fucking emergency 112.. WHY!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!!!! why my phone have to be so fuck up!!!! why i grow my thumb nail!!! why lee chong wei have to lose!!! why lan jiao dan have to take off his damn shirt and dance every single match he won!!! and why lan jiao dan geh dance moves give me the feeling that he gonna fuck his girlfren for 27 hrs right after he depart london... and WHY LIN DAN LOOK LIKE MY FREN KC????

this is bullshit.

Party Rock @ sunway Giza xD

2011-08-09T00:35:00.003+08:00

Yo, 1st of all i apologize for the trouble we causes while going to sunway giza... its totally loon and wilson idea, i am purely innocent 1.. LOL, no la... but i am just wanna say sorry for all the inconvenient and trouble we caused to you guys... chill geh right? xD

YUP@! Me, Wilson and Kai Loon hangout @ Sunway Giza on last saturday night... Of cuz! lets have a beer!

I always enjoy outing with these 2 idiots cuz when 3 of us together we can form a powerful forces that no other retard can match LOL....

We went to BOLA bistro... actually the place not so special, not much chicks, uncle quite a lot...erp... but who cares, we come to enjoy ourselves jek!!

Inside the bistro, there are few chicks siting right opposite our table... and since the place is dead as hell, those few chicks are classified as HOTTEST chicks in the whole bistro... mou bin lo, no fish eat prawn also good geh...

So suddenly a uncle buy all of the a drink and the waitress deliver the drink to them.

AND HE GOT REJECTED!! FAILED XDDDD

in your face UNCLE!! xD... so after a buy drink fail, the uncle grab up his ball and approach these lady by HIMSELF 亲自出马!! he go to the table and 3 of us start observing the situation.. (watching show)

after 5 minutes of chit chat.... WALK BACK TO HIS OWN TABLE!!

FAILED x2

in yer face! uncle! xD

LOL, aiyor uncle... we have no offend when u wana hit on some girls that younger than u 7-10 years, but at least dun failed it twice in front 3 of us LOL... after that we been toss for his failed for 3-4 times LOL

After the drinking i am like 20% drunk and so i am sort of entering the pre-crazy mood d LOL...

Loon was driving that night and i was siting at the front passenger seat, when he went down and going to pay the parking ticket, he left his door wide open...

then i feel like play something crazy, i say LOON!! i move ur car aa.... then i push the gear from P to R.. and the car start moving... that moment i was purely plan to scare the shit out of loon but when i try to push it back to P, its CANNOT!!!

u might wanna ask, why dun push it to N? well as i mentioned, i was about 20% drunk, all my mind is when i push it from P to R, then i shall push it back from R to P... LOL

and the car keep moving, rmb i say the door is wide open, there a pillar right behind the door... if the car keep moving backward, BANG! it will hit the pillar and drop it like its hots LOL

SO loon is so terrified at the moment cuz he can do ntg but OPEN his eye BIG and see me doing the show LOL, and our dear fren wilson is laughing at the backseat IN THE WHOLE PROCESS...

the moment very gan geong, i scare the shit out of myself, right before the door hit the pillar, i use my right foot cross over to the driver seat and step the break JUST IN TIME LOL

somehow tat moment, wilson IS STILL LAUGHIN LOL....then loon come back his car, diu 7 me, and we all laugh together LOL...

2nd round we went to MCD for supper, it like 2.30am. We all like retarded and walk in to the MCD... when we are ordering, loon ask the counter a very tricky question:

Itu Nugget fresh tak?

me and wilson straight ROFL... the counter also stonned and say, ya... fresh punya LOL

After 2nd round, 3rd round we went to lok lok LOL.... eat jek!! xD

3am only back home, and the next day we go for skytrex... this is bullshit LOL

Before i end this post i wud like to show u a video that i edited, i spend 2 hr in editing and damnmm, i am loving it xD...

the video is recorded inside the bistro, the actual moment is not as exciting as the video shows LOL

sh.sh. shuffling

August!

2011-08-06T18:25:00.003+08:00

Well i know i am 6 days late to shout August but hey, your mom still look hot rite?

Yes, its a brand new month and as usual here a brand new theme for da blog... well my idea of the header is come from this MV by Cobra Starship: You Make Me Feel... ft. Sabi

Instead of using red (same v the mv) i've chosen to use purple! got some JB feel LOL...

Never say never LOL

Check out the MV

watch the mv then u will know how i get the idea to do this... i really enjoy watching MV cuz it always gives me inspiration to do something.

So the mv is basically show a photo booth tat can take picture of you and write down the feeling u have... in the mv u can saw lots of feeling and nice picture... u got tipsy, munchy, kinky, hungry, incomplete... so fore and so on...

So wats your feeling?

DUH~

Homies outing!

2011-08-03T23:00:00.000+08:00

So it happen on last wednesday night (28 June 2011), Me and my boys decided to hang out like those "babes" ... neh those typical facebook chicks keep posting picture of drinking chatime... taking picture in fitting room together... Yup, and we about to do the same yo LOL. Shouldnt use "Yo", shud jus put ♥ or XoxoS

Yup, and we about to do the same ♥ (dif feel leh LOL)

In order to become typical facebook bitchy chick, we gotta meet up some basic criteria

1) take picture of yourself and add up some cute tittle

Heading to pyramid with my babes ♥

2) Taking picture of yourself while you eating

Yummy ♥

3) Taking Picture of Foods

5) Chatime ♥ (MUST)

6) Mixture

7) Call your friend in some retard sweet meaningless nickname just like how em girls put their name in facebook (Essential)

Sweetbabe Darren ♥ Xiao Wilson lovely ♥ Loon Dar Dar ♥

8) Use the nickname frequently (Example)

Camwhoring V Xiao wilson lovely Xoxo ♥

9) Use Freaking instead of Fucking or use Fucking but use it in a censored way like Fu**ing just to make yourself sounds polite. (But who give a fuck =S )

The picture is freaking cool ^^ love it so so muchhh ♥

Now back to the normal man part

So after all the shopping and walking... we decide to go for SPA!!!

We been surveying all the local SPA reflexology from puteri to IOI boulevard and then back to puteri again... We went to zouk SPA, and the nightmare began...

U see, i have always wanted to go for a SPA massage cuz i tot i will be relaxing but FUCK NO...let me tell u the whole process...

We appoint all girls for the massage then we follow them to the 2nd floor... one of them leading us and i cant help but feel like four of us go for prostitution LOL

Well, it was my first time so i am abit nervous, before the spa begin the girl ask us to take off all of our clothes leave only underwear...

Me and Darren look at each other (cuz we both 1st time), then we say: "Erp" and we took off our clothes

funny is the moment i feel like i am the prostitution that are force to take off my clothes LOL

The nightmare begin..

It start with a massage from neck... it hurt, at 1st i tot... well maybe just hurt a lil bit but NO! it nearly break my whole fucking neck!!!

U know the massage bed, at the head area there a hole for you to put your face at there... if they have a camera below the bed and take all my expression during the whole spa process, it will be something like this...

Got one part she ask me whether wanna "Step back" or not... which referring to the post where they step on top of your back, thats sounds fun, so i replied " ok "

But i forget the girl tat massage for me is most big size among all the girl... GG d...

She just... step... on... my back.... I am really fucking in pain, but i cannot make a sound man, gonna take it like a man LOL... Moreover, the whole room is so silent, all of my homies dont make a sound, i presume them all are enjoying but only me is suffering...

The stepping part is still OK, step har step har... she start FUCKIN TIPTOE!!!! u know wat is tiptoe?? Its like this!! :

Yeah, she like fucking black swan on my back!

imagin a 50 KG tiptoe on your back...

Well i dint study physic but i know the smaller area the higher pressure, YES! she is giving me a lot of pressure!!! Some more she is tiptoeing between my backbone... DAMN... this part i really cannot take it and i cant bear the pain so i voice " Ouch", a short and 1st ouch in the room...

She ask me, is it pain? i ans Yes it is, she then reply- then no need "Step Back" lo? i reply NO!, continue... LOL cuz i dun wan to sound pussy and all of my fren still "Stepping Back" LOL

After my 1st "Ouch", then wilson start to keep "OUch... argghhh... Uhhh...." LOL... then i know i am not the only one who fuck up LOL

After 30 minutes... i think she break one of my nerve so i cant really feel anything... i am so numb at that moment...

In a middle of SPA, the lady speak to me ask me whether wanna top up for a Guak Sha, she say that one of my fren (kai loon) top up a "Huo guan"... i saw him top up, i also follow...

few more minute i heard darren's massage lady also ask him the same thing, then i know its their marketing strategy, 1st GG the softest heart one, then slowly kill the others LOL..

Last they ask wilson to top up, he keep say NO, the lady keep mention ALL your fren also top up jor wor... u really dont want?

then wilson beh tahan, shout my name, OI MAX, u got top up a ?

i ans like a dead dog,... yaa......

Then wilson ask mai Darren, Oi Darren, u top up also?

Darren: Top Jek..

At the end 4 of us also top up for some useless shit LOL.... the total price for 2hrs SPA is 90, top up that bullshit is Rm100, but the SPA hour is da same... WTF ooo...

After the SPA, we start sharing our experience, yuan lai all of us also having a bad time LOL... wilson say the lady wanna "LIN"捏 sei him LOL...

DAMN!

Fuck up jor LOL

Lets do it again LOL

PIKOM Digital Lifestyle fair 2011

2011-08-02T20:00:00.004+08:00

Cut the intro and craps, I been working @ the fair for 3 days and here my collection

This girl is a fren of my fren, name Fui Meng.. She is sosososososo cute and tiny LOL... i finally and taller than a girl for 1 head! xD

Her colleague

I thing i am amaze is that their manager is able to find 2 girls with the SAME HEIGHT! SAME LOL... xD

Foong Yee aka the guardian angel in the house!!

This ma call 雄霸天下 loo

人在PIKOM, 身不由己

Random Cut in some event that happen during my working time:

Something funny, when me and Darren are chilling with one of our senior, we start to have some conversation. Since the sales so bad, i suggest that the company to fire 2 employees and use their wages to hire a show girl or model. The conversation is like below:

Max : Aiyooorrr, the sales so bad, the boss shud fire 2 staff, then use their wages to hire a hot chick, like those game show girl...

Darren: Yalo, ONE also enuf jorr looo... Ish

Senior: True true, THEN JUST FIRE U 2 BA!! LOL

Give him zhar lan dou... but the situation is very funny ge la LOL...

This girl is working right opposite my booth, the 1st day i saw her she is told to ride a bicycle LOL... u might wonder why there a bicycle doing in digital fair. yes, apparently there a GPS for bicycle in case u dunno the way to your nearest mamak or the fastest way to escape from the cops... =S

when i start opening the booth - she cycling

when i start working and promoting- she cycling

when i go for lunch break - she cycling

LOL, i am kidding... but i think her job is one of the best in compare with all the show girl, because her job allow her to sit, and loss weight at the same time =D

Well, she got bicycle, i also not bad.. got racing simulator LOL

i play jor this shit for 3 whole fucking days!!! now i drive my own car also high high dei jor LOL

The Avira girls

You know they are the "safest show girl" in the whole fair, because they are siting ON the stage. Hence those ma lat lou photographer cannot take picture of them closely and zero body contact... 果然 is Avira anti-virus, show girl also got "protection" geh LOL... really anti-virus ooo LOL

See, take pic also one up one down... so far away =(

Hekhek... but once the girls step down the stage... then ma latt lou like me will swim there like shark! xD

Take jek! xD

Headphone girls

Car show girl

Random Cut in some event that happen during my working time:

One of my fren purchased some item above rm500, so he can redeem some free gift from maybank or some shit. But then when he went to the customer service counter, the staff says that he cannot redeem the free gift because he is using debit card but not credit card.

So he went back to our booth and tell the situation to one of our senior. Our senior straight say, u just ignore the customer service counter, straight went to the redeem counter can jor LOL

My fren took the advice and here is the conversation between the redeem counter staff and him:

Fren: Hi, can i redeem the free gift with this receipt ( Show the staff the receipt of rm500 purchase )

Staff: (Take a look at the receipt, then cop a "redeemed" stamp on the receipt) and say, Yes you can.

Then the staff pass my fren the free gift, after passing him the free gift, only the staff ask to see my fren's credit card..

my fren show him his DEBIT CARD... then...

Staff: (take a look at the card and stoned...) (return the card to my fren and say) actually hor, your card cannot redeem the free gift, but nvm ba..

My fren thought: ( actually hor, i knew it =x )

My fren actual reply: Oh, yaka?? thx tough LOL

Back to the girls

Naruto girl

Razer Show girl (agnes)

Dam shes hot! =S

Own booth lui LOL

Day 1: reach early and all staff (even boss) late... we waited for 1.30 hr then start working. When the day end we missed our station and pay extra money to get up on the right LRT

Day 2: Ntg special... chilling, same... still no sales

Day 3: Still no sales

I was quite sad during working time cuz cant hit any sales, but then when i was in a very low moment a colleague come by and say: very happy these 3 days, can meet frens like you guys..

then all a sudden my heart felt relief, haizz... wat he said is true, we might not have a chance to see each other again, so why dont just enjoy the moment...

Then we start fucking again and stop working, LOL... just joking...

Lesson of the day: when life give u lemon, throw it back at them bitches...

or u can make lemonade ♥

School =(

2011-07-25T23:44:00.003+08:00

YO its Monday and my college already came up some new ways to fuck up the students life~

Hell yea, Its Inti Subang Jaya LOL. So they have a new thing call tutorial class registration which u need to fight for it to get the best timetable/ to be with your frens in the same class.. of course! it works in a first come first serve basis (which is the screw up part).

Luckily i am able to register just in time, otherwise i will be alone in the nobody class. Its not tat bad that college have something like this, it gives the incentive for the student to enroll earlier and it DID WORK!

for the 1st time i am lining up for enrollment BEFORE the counter start operating, just like those idiot lining up to get a new Ipad2 when it just launch. However, the college should give us some effective notice, or maybe they does have give us some notice but it kinda failed cuz most of the students are freaking out and complaining =S

Erp, i dunno u er Inti... =x

A Random photo of pan mee which totally not related to the post, enjoy the soup =D

Screw Inti, lets talk bout holiday. So how was ur holiday? Did u visit orang asli village and go for blood donation? nope, me neither =X But my holiday is awesome! i went taiwan to taste the original chatime, singapore universal studio and soon i am going to london for my study!! YES, its totally BULLSHIT. I am a terrible liar. YES, my holiday is same as ur, at home, facebook, sleep and fat.. u happy now?

But nt tat sad la... i still got hangout har... lai.. lets show u some pictures which i took from a wonderful shop added with some photoshop effect

Owwww... so cute =x

says rabbit: " WTF are u looking at? u aint gonna fu*k v me man"

This clock damn got feel... the shop is selling all those flower flower nice nice sweet sweet lovely lovely stuff... it at wangsa maju -Wangsa walk. Yup, a place where bird wont take a shit LOL

Ok, it think thats all for today photo sharing. Here is the last 1, My domokun aka Dol Zai!

Smoke weed every.

Liverpool Cap for sale!!! RM60!!!

2011-07-20T16:23:00.002+08:00

Liverpool official merchandise Cap for RM60!!!

I am selling this Liverpool Cap for RM60, I got this cap from my work and I only wore it for 5 hrs. Moreover i still keeping the tag along to prove that it is from the official merchandise, market selling price should be Rm100 and above. So if anyone is interested please contact me through facebook or email - sweetpotato_phoo@hotmail.com

Nat Nat 21st bday

2011-07-19T01:30:00.006+08:00

Yo!!!! its Natalie 21st Bday yooo.... it fall on 14th July... so called silver valentine, i dunno what the fuck it is but is it girls that born on tat day will be extra taller?? Cuz the birthday girl is taller than me XX cm... damn!!

As super buddies, Me, Yie Theng, Venasa drove all the way to KLANG and celeb v Nat nat~

Erp, 3 of us use GPS and successfully reach nat hse maa... But in the mean time we also turn round and round for like 15min, but we chill geh...

What also dun say... let me show u pic and slowly blog n tell u wats happen on tat day

After eating we went to cotton on.. its like the biggest cotton on in Malaysia LOL. Inside the shop i ask them to camwhore v me in front of this mirror... they all give me dif ans LOL

Ven: OK a... call mai them along

Theng: O..

Natalie: Harrrrrr..... wan meh.... inside the shop wor.... sure wan aa???

See, based on their replied u can notice each of our personalities is so different LOL...I am the super camwhore type, Ven is partially camwhore type, Theng is follow majority, Nat is low profile and dun care about most of the thing LOL... YET! we still can be buddies for YEARS... this need to cheers har geh..

Next! we need a place to give natalie our lovely present... and we have choose Haagen daz wakakakak

Nom Nom Nom~ (see that nat, so not cooperate LOL)

After epic nom nom, is time to show some love dddd~

Erp... the present box cartoon head is made by meee LOL

I tried my best to make the cartoon look like all of us, i added in details like hair colour, skin colour, face shapes and even size of the eyes (notice theng have smaller eyes) LOL

Charles and Keith ♥

Camwhore section!!!

I like this 1 the most@!!! xD

this picture against all the rules of my photoshop skill... how i can allow such ugly picture of me to be uploaded LOL!!! say jor act ugly faces!!!! WHY ONLY ME CAN MEET THE QUALIFICATION OF UGLY!!!!! other is consider cute or funny, also wont UGLY geh!!! tipu punya !!!

At Klang sure need to go eat Bat Ku Teh de laaa.... Dinner JOM!

ARggghhh Nom Nom Nom again!!! Fat jek!

Selepas dinner, we planned to go Oldtown cafe to have a yam cha section, but on the way to old town... we saw this:

FUN FAIR @ Bukit Tinggi

Right after go in the fun fair, theng straight ask me to take picture of them jumping and look happily ever after...she is all excited and take a super jump, then...

PAM!!!! UR FACE! LOL, she is hit by her bag IN THE FACE LOL

After this, they still not giving up and continue jump for like 20 times... even after 20 times, their jump also cacat dei LOL, not 1 forget to jump, then is 1 jump later... so i have to use the power of photoshop merger all the nice jump into 1 pic!

Erp... theng no handbag this time,this ma call 经一事，长一智 loooo xD

We survey the funfair and decided to play 2 game- Bom Bom Car and the Ferris wheel

I dunno whether the name "Bom Bom Car" is correct or not but lets just call it this way, ok?

So the bom bom car we played cost us rm4 per head... DAMN LOL, but its quite fun though xD

ferris wheel!!! (Rm6 T.T per ride per head)

DAmn! bday girl have the best spot for taking picture LOL

After all the games we still 赖死不走 (die also dun wan leave) Keep staying there camwhore

Timer is da best LOL

So i think thats all for the post... really enjoy the nite with all the ji mui buddies, without them i also wont be able to make it to degree final year ba, with the help of their intelligent, beauty and some extra boost of boobies that keeps me energetic for study LOL

Happy 21st nat nat!! may all ur wishes came true and stop growing any taller pls =D

na, say hou jor after graduate also must hang out like this de aaaa ♥

Funfair!!! xD

2011-07-16T01:03:00.002+08:00

Woot!!!! Today (Friday) We hang out to celeb Natalie belated (belated a bit jek) 21st bday~~~~

Hekhek... the whole trip is very happening!! But its late now and i gotta work on 2moro @ Bukit Jalil for the liverpool Asian tour event. I will be representing Standard Chartered Bank to promo their new launched limted edition Liverpool debit card.

The card outfit is printed v liverpool team member picture and after you sign up for the card u can receive a Rm150 voucher from addidas and also a 1 year membership for liverpool fans club!!!

If you are interested come FIND ME 2moro!!! i jus need your business card.. if you dint have jus give me ur basic detail....

Erp, back to the post.... here a picture of me @ Klang Bt tinggi Funfair

Happening leh~

Nite Nite ♥

Holly brook is Skylar Grey

2011-07-11T19:24:00.007+08:00

Hi guys... i know now everyone is talking bout the 709 incident, it is a hot topic and i think it will burn for at least 1 month ba. Since the topic is so hot, LETS NOT TALK ABOUT IT, and let me show u something which is TOTALLY NOT RELATED to the incident =D

Do u still rmb the song from fort minor - Where'd u go~

the chorus is like "where'd u go~ i miss u so~ seem like it been forever, that you'd been gone~

Yeah the girl who sang the chorus part is Holly Brook, pica below ~

Then recently, she dye her hair black and give herself a total new identity who knew as Skkylar Grey , best known from the song "I need a Doctor" by Eminem, Dr Dre, and of cuz - Sylar Grey..

Skylar Grey in "I need a doctor"

Erp, if i dint heard this from radio i just i will never knew they 2 are the same person LOL...

No bad hor, change har hairstyle, change mai name then u will get urself a whole new identity...

Actually myself also change jor quite a lot hairstyles, through out the years i think i also got quite a few identities baaa

i know right! its like an evolution of dinosaur right!!!

no, actually i dunno wat am i saying.. but it kinda look like 5 dif person ba...its like each year i go have a plastic surgery..

if i got a time machine and i can gather all these 5 Max (s)... i think these Max(s) will not recognize each other ba...
They will like " whos this dick face o......................................................................................... nice hair though LOL"

Oh ya!!! another thing that is totally not relevant to share v u guys, See THIS SHIT!!!

Wakakaa... my own fucking blog icon, when u visit my blog u can saw my dick face in advance at ur site bar BEFORE U EVEN view my blog!!! ... got feel leh...

actually it is nt a big achievement, i learn from this website "How to change website icon"

Although i DID successfully change it, BUT it take me like 10 years to figure out how to change it... i admit i am jus too noob for IT stuff but hey, at least i got it right (by chance)

Tats all for today la... lets end this post with some act crab picture =D

power of photoshop, u have no idea how ugly is this picture originally is :D

then u wanna say, now also still ugly jek... see, thats y u touch urself at nite loo...

Careen 21st

2011-07-10T18:26:00.002+08:00

Yo, ntg special.. just a post v pictures in Careen 21st

erp.. right handside got a ghost err ... LOL

i Picked those pictures tat i edited and i like the most... more photos is available @ my Facebook =D

Homo~

Cutest Minnie evar

happy 21st yo big black careen LOL xD

Dont.Go.Out.

2011-07-09T12:12:00.004+08:00

So let me tell u the story about me going out on Thursday and Friday...

Thursday i travel across the city to my girlfren hse which located at the dark side of the universal, it require true love and real petrol to reach the destination.

Here is something new for me... its a Chow Kiew Tiao in Malay style... goreng thingy in malay style usually is wet wet, not as dry as it suppose to be, for example u can try malay maggi goreng... some ppl like it some ppl dont... for me i still prefer the dry 1 =x

yeah, this is wat i am talking about... it taste like dry curry kiew tiao LOL... but still it taste nice...

Moreover, the mamak is quite unique, it adapted fast food restaurant order system LOL...

U can see people lining up and pay right after order =S

The nexttttt day... (friday)

Head out to pavilion..

Hmm... lets give my gf a name for this blog...well i call her baby but if write it out at here will quite "meat numb" 肉麻 Nauseating, so let jus call her "taa fei". It origin from the words Da fei (big fat), but to make it sounds more cute and retard, we pronounce the da to taa... try say it in a retard way u will found the name is quite cute geh =3

Taa fei~~

Carl's Jr

my ultimate skill to make a V shape face xD

this ma wat leehom saids - "就算红配绿，生活还是要继续"

my epic nom nom face O.o

After the hang out, my plan is to reach home around 6, then wait my fren fetch me to leisure mall CHERAS for transformer... dont ask why i bought the movie @ leisure mall... just... dun.... ask.....

After an imba jam from bk jalil, i reach home at 6.20... the movie is on 8.30... my fren suppose to pick us up on 6.. but himself also suffer from roadblock n shit... So i choosen to wait...

wait har... wait har... 7.30 d LOL... beh tahan d, so i decided to drive myself and fetch mai other ppl... quite fucked up right, after all the long driving at the end still need to drive...

We know that outside roadblock is everywhere and kesas + bk jalil will surely jam like hell...

So instead of using the normal path as shown below:

We use the abnormal path =D

it is much longer but hey... its quite smooth, but in Malaysia, there is no smooth road for free...

And TA DA!!!! i passed 4 tolls!!!!! #$%^&*)(&*%^#$%

1st toll - rm 1.60
2nd toll - rm 1.00
3rd toll- rm0.90
4th toll - rm 1.00

nia ma, go penang also dint have so many tolls =.=

my entire life i never pass so many tolls such short period of time... dun ask me to drive for this week... jus dont. i go 阴影d

After the 4th toll, finally the worst part came, JAM! The causes - roadblock... by practicing SATU malaysia, police have blocked the road from 5 lanes to SATU lane, a 500m take us 20 minutes...

When we reach the so called ROADBLOCK, we saw few police standing there... 1 waving the torchlight, 1 waving their hand ask u pass... WTF!!!???!!!! they are not even CHECKING!!!!! they are jus blocking for the sake of blocking!!!!!!!

Man i dunno, its a whole new level of stupidity... anyway we continue our journey and reach leisure mall @ 9pm...

After the movie, very smooth, ntg happen... reach home sound and safe without jam.

Take my advise, DONT.GO.OUT. today.

Lao suu errrrr xD

2011-07-07T20:39:00.006+08:00

Yo, this is the picture of today... very vege... with the help of photoshop it is presentable to the public LOL...

Yup, today is another boring day at home chilling... but i guess i will head out soon ba... anyway, do u guys check out facebook that saying tons of roads will be closed on this saturday.. personally i think its bullshit becuz it close down roads to sunway... its like no access to pyramid at all LOL... if it were real, whoever living in puchong and booked ticket on saturday @ pyramid... u all can try rent police air force to go there baa...

Btw, do u saw a cute little fuck-tard on the right sidebar of my blog? i saw it on a website and its fucking adorable, so i adopted it and pet it on my blog... i know its real retard but HEY, if u found that my blog is real boring, u can at least visit my blog and play v this cute little furry bastard hamster... i name it "Rocky Woods" cuz there is a rocky biscuit stick and a woods peppermint cough syrup on my destop...

u can push ur pointer around and Rocky Woods will follow it, u can even feed him by clicking the mouse on the box... damn! xD

enjoy playing v Rocky Woods yo =D

Lao suuuu errrrrr

World of 100

2011-07-06T19:15:00.004+08:00

Well again... i still not in the mood to talk about my sadness so this post is ntg bout personal feeling. However i do decide to update a picture of myself in my blog... 1 pic (at least) in 1 day... since i bought a DSLR, if dont fully utilize it will kinda wasted. So the 1 pic 1 day start now ba, trust me, it will better than 1 malaysia LOL

so here we go, a picture took while shopping...

ooowww, i love the feeling of shopping, especially when u're loaded with cash... but my life never loaded with cash, so all i does is jus window shopping... haizz... sad case, the feeling is same with reading the cooking book and adult magazine, can see cannot eat... Zzzzz

got a bit same same dei leh LOL...

ok la, be prepare for the next photo... i give it a tittle of "rapist smile"

come come, gor gor give u contact lens yaa LOL

but the content above is not the main point. The main topic is the article below which i copy from this side http://www.mysterra.org/webmag/coup-de-coeur_en.html

i rmb that night i was searching something about the world population for my assignment work, probably about the employment rate thingy. But instead of statistic of Malaysia unemployment rate, i found this interesting article. It says that if the world is a village of 100 people, what would it look like?

Well, here we go..

IF THE WORLD WERE A VILLAGE OF 100 PEOPLE

In the world today, more than 6 billion people live.
If this world were shrunk to the size of a village of 100 people, what would it look like?

59 would be Asian
14 would be American (North, Central and South)
14 would be African
12 would be European
1 would be from the South Pacific

50 would be women, 50 would be men
30 would be children, 70 would be adults.
70 would be nonwhite, 30 would be white
90 would be heterosexual, 10 would be homosexual

33 would be Christians
21 would be Moslems
15 would be Hindus
6 would be Buddhists
5 would be Animists
6 would believe in other religions
14 would be without any religion or atheist.

15 would speak Chinese, Mandarin
7 English
6 Hindi
6 Spanish
5 Russian
4 Arabic
3 Bengali
3 Portuguese
The other would speak Indonesian, Japanese,
German, French, or some other language.

In such a village with so many sorts of folks, it would be very important to learn to understand people different from yourself and to accept others as they are. Of the 100 people in this village:

20 are undernourished

1 is dying of starvation, while 15 are overweight.

Of the wealth in this village, 6 people own 59% (all of them from the United States), 74 people own 39%, and 20 people share the remaining 2%.

Of the energy of this village, 20 people consume 80%, and 80 people share the remaining 20%.
20 have no clean, safe water to drink.
56 have access to sanitation
15 adults are illiterate.
1 has an university degree.
7 have computers.

In one year, 1 person in the village will die, but in the same year, 2 babies will be born, so that at the year's end the number of villagers will be 101.

If you do not live in fear of death by bombardment, armed attack, landmines, or of rape or kidnapping by armed groups, then you are more fortunate than 20, who do.

If you can speak and act according to your faith and your conscience without harassment, imprisonment, torture or death, then you are more fortunate than 48, who can not.

If you have money in the bank, money in your wallet and spare change somewhere around the house, then you are among the richest 8.

If you can read this message, that means you are probably lucky!

(The statistics were derived from Donella Meadows "State of the Village Report" first published in 1990)

well, i highlighted some of the part that i feel inspiring and meaningful... u see if the world is a pizza, dun expect people will share it fairly..

1 is dying of starvation, while 15 are overweight.

We all living in the same world, but there is some 1 dying w.o food whereby right next to u there are 15 fei hai chilling and eating KFC...

In term of wealth

6 people own 59% (all of them from the United States), 74 people own 39%, and 20 people share the remaining 2%.

its like a pyramid, it is and always will be a fucking pyramid... richest will at the top with a small portion, but they control everything. that y dun mess with those 6 richest people, even u got 94 people but they got paper, and those paper cant wipe u all out.

"If you do not live in fear of death by bombardment, armed attack, landmines, or of rape or kidnapping by armed groups, then you are more fortunate than 20, who do."

i took a while to understand this sentence, in another words it saying tat 20 people out of 100 is suffering from the fear of the tragic above and we are lucky if we dont..

"If you have money in the bank, money in your wallet and spare change somewhere around the house, then you are among the richest 8."

i think every1 of u who reading this can fits into the richest 8 ba... i cant believe i am so rich in compare with the entire nation LOL... but somehow we dont feel ourselves rich dont we? cuz our sight is so near, so small... try to look in a bigger picture, big as in the whole fucking world...

then u will find urself not so screwed up... anyway here the last 1

If you can read this message, that means you are probably lucky!

see, i just make u all "lucky" today by clicking in and visit my blog today. i know its bullshit right, but its better than those lame shit hotmail forward message that say if u send this to 10 people u will get a free blowjob, or, send this to others if u cares...

In short, i jus feel this article is worth sharing v u guys. we are jus a small part of the entire world, but once we gather our force and forward this message, we might get a free blowjob.. =D

i just made u lucky today, bitch! says thx !

ya u're fucking welcome =x

Updates

2011-07-04T18:36:00.006+08:00

Yo people, how ya doing? Well, i m doing quite bad and its a long story, i think i will talk about it on next post (depend on my mood).

Oh ya, FYI, i've change my blog theme as usual. This time ntg special, just 3 different/ same Me(s) hanging out at my room, chilling. Although the 1 on the right does not look like having a good time but just ignore him, hes an asshole.

Besides i also change my play list.. currently only have 2 Olivia song which is I'll move on and Sweet memories, i just felt for her songs and i since i m kinda emo... it suit the best ba

And so, this post is ntg special.. just to updates ya'all v some recent pic, some u might seen it in my FB, well some u done cuz i wanna kept it in a low profile =S

this pic kinda looks like those artist or some famous leng lui pic... i m just saying, i know u all disagree v me but I AM JUS SAYING =P

Well this 1 is actually 2 picture and i combined it together and add a lil bit of effect in it...so i can have a picture of 2 of us =D

Bersih leh... this is something regarding the latest bersih issue thing... well as u see, all the items in the picture is purchase or obtain BEFORE the bersih incident but unfortunately, it is advisable not to put them on at the same time...

damn, if u are not a Malaysian and u r reading this, FYI, my country is currently authorized to arrest citizen who wore a yellow shirt.... yes, it is ridiculous but this is how my country sort things out, pretty cool right =D

oh i like this pic so much, power of photoshop LOL..

Ok la... thats all for today, have a nice day and stay "CLEAN" =D

People that looks alike

2011-06-17T17:12:00.002+08:00

I dunno how u think about it, but for me.. i also having some problems in differentiate people....

This is because i think these ppl really look alike... but when i tell my fren they look alike... they jus dun trust me... so well, since now holiday so free, i've made this comparison picture for u all to judge har whether they look alike or not LOL

Christian Bale (guy in batman*dark knight) and Adam Levine (the lead singer in Maroon 5)

i think is the long face and sharp nose make them look alike ba =S

Next

John Vesely from Secondhand senerade and Peter Facinelli that portrait Carlisle Cullen in Twilight...

at 1st i tot the 2ndhand guy go act O.o

Moving on to:

Ian Somerhalder who portrait Damon Salvatore in Vampire diaries VS Tom welling who portrait Clark Kent aka superman in Smallville

well, i know Ian' size is smaller than Tom's but they kinda look alike which make me confuse at the 1st place =3

this is quite funny...

Paul Wesley, Stefen Salvatore in vampire diaries VS Justin Bieber

LOL, this all happen when justin go cut his hair LOL... and i think is the square face and the sad eyes ba...

this is just hard to differential

Yoon from SNSD vs Krystal from F(x)

Last but not least!!!

Me and Jay Chou LOL... told u i look like him in this pic and in his this particular pic LOL

hope u guys enjoy reading it...

damn its hot here, go take a bath and go exercise 1st =3

BB

screw study, bball homies time

2011-06-07T01:09:00.003+08:00

Kobe: Yo Max Phoo, you know how to play bball

Me: hmmp, Of course

"then some weird-Indian-like music playing"

just some epic intro for the post =S

Yo back to the topic, today i just ended my 1st paper... i only got 1 word to describe the feeling after the paper - "EXPECTED"... each person of u can interpret this word in ur own way

After the exam, after my dinner, after facebook ing... my homies ask me for Bball O.o

Damn, Bball, how long i dint touch this thing, for like 2-3 years =S

But it felt great to be back in the game, especially v my homies... they can always chill me up and 100% stress free me...

U know since i been out of da game for quite a while, my return i shall wore my 战衣/Jersey (which been frozen in my fridge for like 5-7 years) NO! if u wanna ask me did i stole it from some1 else the ans will be NO! I AM ONCE a school team representative, and i am proud to represent my school to sit on the cold chair during the game... i mean who else got the hot warm ass to hold on on such cold chair for like the entire game...hope u get wat i mean

Playing with youngster really make me feel old... i can heard the sound of my bone... but its quite fun though...

well if u know me, i am probably the most ong kui ppl in ur fren list, but i mean ntg when i am comparing with my homies, their brainless lvl is over 9 THOUSAND!!!!!!!

Their ironic skill is 10x better than me, when i am totally exhausted from the game and complaining bout i gonna study later... they will say, wa u so tired now.. later u sure can focus on ur study geh...

they can say it in a damn nature tone like it was a correct statement, wat even worst is the other homies will cut in and continue the sentence to make it more valid... yeah, my team can make gold from bullshit...

ok... chilling playing bball and still aiming to get As and get 1st class.. this ma call CHILL looo.... they says dint have so big geh head dun dream so big, well.... this sentence can never apply on me cuz i am literally having a big head... finally this can be an advantage in life, goodnite ppl... wish u all fail ur exams and have a sweet dream =)

So, are markets efficient?

2011-06-05T20:11:00.004+08:00

Ok, just wanna share something v u guys that is happening to me recently... 1st is this stupid card game, and i am fucking addicted on it... its like a card game of DOTA man!

this card game name 三国杀, its the latest trend in China and i believe soon most of the Malaysian will start playing ba, like monopoly card =S

Then i saw a bug in my room and due to the new camera existent, i feel like shoot down all the unusual things in my life

See how beautiful it is... i am just joking, i wont give u the artistic bullshit, its a ugly bug and i am just happen to take its picture down, ntg artistic, ntg beautiful

so after some ugly bug shooting, here come some tasty shit yo

Hell yeah... i've forgotten wtf its english name so lets just call it ZHONG... well this is a black n white ZHONG... i prefer the white 1 cuz it look nicer but the black taste better...hmmm.....

OHH SNAP!!!!

u know when u smell something then it stuck inside there and u sort of can taste it? Well here is something similar but is i saw this picture i can recall the taste and it is damn nice!!!! ROARRRR!!!

This is today breakfast

Oreo + fresh dutch lady low fat milk (yes, i drink low fat milk.... and i still get fat, dun ask why)

U know last time they used to have the old school Oreo tv commercial tat teach u how to eat an Oreo? the twist, lick, dunk thingy...

well, at 1st i think it was totally retard cuz its just a fucking cookies why u wanna teach some1 how to eat a fucking cookie... But since today morning i felt like a retard so i went and try this out and IT IS AWESOME LOL!!!

When u dunk the Oreo into the milk, the Oreo will become soften due to the absorption of milk and it taste like, i dunno, maybe MCD sundae ice-cream?? its just taste nice, but it sort of polluted the milk cuz some blacky Oreo piece will fall into the milk =S

last thing i wanna share is my study

My final is start on Monday and another paper is on Friday so now is kinda the lock-in-house-imba-hardcore-study period. But sometimes when u read the textbook u can found something that can amuse u..

So this is what i think is funny...

I was just reading and i saw this sentence:

If life were as simple as that, we should all be wealthy by now..

It make me feel that the author was like, screw this job... i gonna write down my personal bullshit... and somehow i feel that the bond between me and the author has become closer maybe he mentioned "WE" wud be rich by now, meaning that WE both are also poor fellow..

if study is easy, we all wud be 1st class by now...

Here is another 1, a lame joke

man i dunno, ppl that write these books has some good sense of humor LOL...

So, are markets efficient? well the ans is the market is FUCKING EFFICIENT LOL, if u throw RM10 note on the floor, within 1 minute it will be picked up LOL, efficient leh...

DONT BROTHER! if the bill were real someone wud have picked it up already, it i ever told my fren this, i will be out of the league LOL

so i think thats all yo, get back to the lock-in-house-imba-hardcore-study period

and wish all my classmate have a good fight 2moro, good luck and goodbye =D

Say Halo to my little fren!!

2011-05-31T18:10:00.002+08:00

Yo guys!!! guess wat, i just got my 1st DSLR... hell yea... introduce: Nikon D5100

I got it with the price of rm2500,(yes, i use my lens money to buy it, LOL no la.. jus dun ask where i get the money from ba...=X)

Its nothing much special, 16.2 megapixels, Full HD record

but i like this baby is that it has the:

Vari-angle LCD monitor

the so called "Vari-angle LCD monitor " means u can turn the screen to almost any angel... good for camwhore ppl like me, but actually using the monitor to camwhore is not as good as expected, cuz the monitor and the shooting point is quite far, it is quite hard to adjust ur camwhore position w.o with the monitor =S

With this baby i can do a lot of thing jor... i can take picture, i can record HD video and i also can use it as a gas mask when the nuclear wave is near

there is just so many things to learn with this new cam ba... see the pictures below is learning how to manual focus:

"focus on the cam"

"Focus on me"

buy lens from me aa LOL

i also can use this baby to take a lot of HD pic and edit alot of stupid stuff like this

Hekhek, with this new DSLR i can capture all the sohai moments in HD, especially moments in trips... soon after my exam sure will have alots of unexpected events happen ghe, gonna all nite jor..

oh ya 1 more thing...

U cant touch this =P

To the Max!!!

2011-05-20T16:41:00.003+08:00

Recently, i cant help myself but notice that people nowadays like to post out something in their facebook status, which mentioned my NAME.

Oh na na, wats my name? my name is fucking Max, not the fucking.. but the Max... it written at the very top of this blog header, Max and Potato! well, potato have ntg to do with it but the point is MAX

So i notice that nowadays ppl like to use "Max" as an adjective to describe their feeling have reached the limit, the top, the infinity..

here is some examples that will enlighten you:

XXX says: Thor movie is damn nice!!!! Thor is Handsome to the MAX!!!!

XXX says: Just finish my dinner, full till the MAX!!!!

XXX says: Finally!! no more assignment!!! relax to the MAX!!!!

XXX says: Shits, today kenal saman... bad luck to the MAX!!!!

XXX says: Yay!!! Darling just brought me an Ipad 2!!! Happy to the MAX!!!!

Not i wanna be a "perasan", but i hate this shit, i always feel like they talking to me when its on.. (P.Diddy reference)

U see 1 time, one time i shared a video bout some dogs being abuse by some dudes, not the puddle but some other rare dogs.... then 1 of my frens share the link from me and wrote:

WTF are they doing!!!! cruel till the MAX!!!

and then i saw it and i was like, wa... i just share it jek wor... not like i am in the video humping dog shit.... cuz i tot it means- them guys cruel till like Max like tat.... but after using my tiny brain located in my big head to further analyze this sentence... i am pretty sure the guy that comment this is GAY....

This kinda shit happen all the times! i am, if some of my fren share a link from me and wrote the max thingy, i just will think that they are talking about me.... if u dont believe it... jus click ur "top news" on facebook.... i am pretty sure in 1 day will at least have 3 "to the max" at ur "top news"

one of my favor

XXX (hot chick) says: FML, My life SUCK to the MAX!!!!

Oh girl, when u mention FUCK UR LIFE, and you wanna suck something from Max.... U are most welcome =D I mean damn, my niece got some lollipop... wat are u thinking of? =S

Besides, if there really a GOD exist... i am convinced that his/her name will be MAX

U see, 1st prove - no matter ppl happy or sad or watever shit... they will always refer to MAX like wat i just show u, happy to the Max, starving to the Max, hate to the Max, fuck u to the Max.... is like they sending prayers to GOD...

2nd prove - MAX is generally EVERYWHERE

Max is in ur shoes

Ur video games

Ur favor artist band

Ur slimming or constipation solution

Ur formula sheet

Ur cinema

Ur Astro channel

Ur Drinks

Hell yea, there is lot more Maxs out there... waiting for the time to invade ur fucking world...

I will surely believe that one day u will at least saw 1 Max...hell yea

Oh ya, here a very short topic.... do u all heard the rumors of Jesus coming back on 2moro (May 21 2011 saturday) ... they call it as judgment day as jesus come back to judge u...

Well if there is really a judgment day on 2moro... i will rate that this is the worst world ending evar.... because a day before that everything act the fucking same.... ya.. Its Friday, Friday... gonna get down on Friday... damn....

I mean, man... no ppl running around killing their kids and then kill themselves... no ppl fucking their best frens' wife cuz 2moro is the damn Apocalypse? Its suck ma.... Or u can say it sucks TO THE MAX...

1 more thing, since Jesus is coming back on town 2moro... i am wondering how he gonna judge us... hmm.... i mean if u wanna judge ppl u will need to have the indicator to determine whether its good or bad....

Dim Ji he judge on our SPM result ooo... then i sure GG jor LOL.....

Since its so hard to Jesus to judge us... i have prepared a list for Jesus ( in case he used google and searched for Max and potato and accidentally found my blog) this list is ppl that shud be judged and will usually get a shit result on their judgment:

1st - Girls that put a hot facebook profile picture but then set her facebook acc into private

2nd- Girls that claims themselves is just an ordinary girl where knowing they are fucking popular

3rd- Ppl that once flash me on the highway fast lane

4th- PPL that once show me a middle finger while driving

5th- All the text book authors who purposely write their work in a very professional and in a very hard to understand English

6th- College that require franchise fees

7th- All the ppl that are lining in-front of me while waiting for Chat time

8th- PPL that using UK accent in Malaysia (Non-UK)

9th- PPL that weird name as their facebook name eg: LuiLuibao is single princess Bii baby

10th- Lady gaga

One last thing... if i met jesus in ppl... i will tell him

SWEET JESUS!!!

Mother's day @ cameron

2011-05-10T17:10:00.008+08:00

Yo, its been a while i join my family for trip... i mean i am the less active person in my family... and since its mother's day... i think i shud get involve and be part of the family...

A random decision made by my mom tat we are headed to Cameron highland... i been there before so nothing special, but the special part of this trip will be my CUTE LITTLE BASTARD NIECES!!! oh man, its like a big gathering for babies... 4 of my nieces are attending the event! they click "I am attending" in their facebook... I cant tell you what it is, i can only show you how it feels like:

Xue Kee 雪琪

(2nd sis geh younger daughter, my 3rd niece) damn she is so damn cute and she seldom smile...she always give me the suspicious face like: hmm, are u gay?

LOL, this is wat she respond when i talk bad bout her =S

Next! My elder sister younger daughter (my 4th niece)

xiao tong 晓僮

She is super duper fat and somehow she looks like crayon shinchan. She always give u the stunned blur face like: dude, where my car?

Yeah, this is wat i think off when she sit on my laps. =S

So here a combination of all 4 nieces of mine

Upper left is Xiao Yue 晓悦（my elder sis geh elder daughter, aka my 2nd nicece)
Upper right is Xue Nee 雪妮（my 2nd sis geh elder daughter, aka my 1st nicece, she is the closest to me mainly because i watch her growth up and we chat a lot, ya we talk indeed... but most of the time is she talking Spanish and i jus dun know wtf she is talking about )

So the traveling process is killing me cuz i need to squeeze at the back seat and take care babies... anyway we reached, and chill at hotel. At night go for steamboat...

damn, it look like 1 tower of bear.. the place we went is some ORGANIC steamboat restaurant... sounds so healthy =S

Oh ya, time for the main character~ my mom

erp, camwhore v mom maa... soon gonna wash all the picture, frame it and paste it on da wall...

Organic shit.... this time wan constipation also hard... hekhek

Meanwhile my 3rd niece, kee kee start making out with some hot guy...

got her uncle geh gene a... LOL

Back to hotel, ntg to do... so jus play around v my nieces~

her jacket is bigger than she is....anyway it kinda match mine - jacket =S

this stupid only know how to eat, even talking pic also wanna eat... damn.. btw she is very very very "teh"... when she wan something, she gonna get it no matter HOW!!

Flowers =S

The next day, wake up and go for bat ku teh... and its jus not tat nice... haiz... cameron aa... why like tat geh...

damn my nieces

tea farm

Oh ya, here some best shit in town to intro, FRIED BROCCOLI!!

At cameron, they can fried watever vegetable they have... and somehow i found this is da best.... i tell u, i just homemade it yesterday night and it taste da same, in fact it taste even BEST when u add in Ajisho-black pepper!!! or u can try to add those Shilin crispy fried chicken geh powder, i believe it will be another best shit in town!!!!!

Heading back, went to Ipoh for some chicken rise.. another best shit in town..

The trip was fun cuz i get to hangout v my family which is something i seldom did... is time to show some love to family d... ciao~

oh ya, weather is hot like.... like the angry bird... ya, tats the best example i can give...

even my niece also pwned by the heat LOL

sad nya LOL

Time Square Theme Park

2011-05-06T20:52:00.006+08:00

Finally have some time to blog... Its MAY!!! a month tat full of happiness, we got mother's day, we got father's day, we got Jesus coming back on 21st... see everything work out great on May right?

That Y in such beautiful month, i've changes my blog theme into some childhood innocent cute gay thingy theme.... jus to illustrate some joyful feeling ba....

Well back to the topic, TS theme park! its been a long time i step my foot in TS theme park.... well, a random day with a random action... jus go there with my girl to have some fun =S

Such a old school feeling, 2 old folks went theme park.. ISH...

Arlo~

First thing we play is the most hardcore 1...

SPACE ATTACK (the 360 swings thingy)

Here is some footage of having a SPACE ATTACK

Before:

After:

During:

Yeah, U might be wondering how the hell i took the "During" picture leh.... its simple, with 2 hand grabbing the safety bar... wat left will be my MOUTH!! YES! i took tat pic with my mouth!!!!

No la... tats jus a total bullcrab... i took it with my hand, and in the damn 360 swing..... its like a freaking fear factor, imagin u holding Rm2.3k in ur hand and u going for a SPACE ATTACK.... once u loose ur hand... ur precious 2.2k camera will lost in space... now mu fong mu space attack loooo

Ok, due to safety come first... i keep my cam into the locker and not much playing pictures =(

Going up to Kids Section ~

The design in kid section is not bad, looks like some fairy land thingy LOL

BUT.......there is something which does not look very friendly in the kids section..
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Me and my girl call it "The rapist sunflower"... with the evil smile and horny eye side...Yes, we are convinced that he is not friendly....So Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.. cuz they raping everybody in town.. LOL xD

And since we are in the kids section, we did some childhood stuff

Cotton candy!!!

Nom Nom Nom~

This is some epic face in eating cotton candy, my expression is like i am eating some stone candy LOL

❤

Well, i think thats all for this post yooo... Oh ya, at here wish every mother happy mother's day and i know there will be no mother reading this post so i also sun bin remind har all the children go out and celebrate mother's day v ur mom instead of posting some shit in facebook saying that how much u love ur mom which knowing that ur mom will never saw it LOL... no offense but it jus came into my mind LOL... ok la.. posting something in facebook also jus a way to express ur love to ur mom geh... k la post la... LOL

really need to cios d ~

Bye bye~

I am still eating stone candy/ having a serious constipation

Maxoxo Lens in da house!!

2011-04-20T20:07:00.002+08:00

FYI, i have just started my contact lens business 3 days ago and here is the link to the lens blog Maxoxo Lens , Maxoxo Facebook Page and Maxoxo Facebook Account. (please "Like" the page and "add" the account) xD

Well to be honest i really do not earn much from this business, it is really just based on pure curiosity and boredom. But since i am just an agent, my starting cost is 0, so y not give a shot~

U know i m not tat good in doing public relation in facebook, my actual acc oni have around 600 frens. Unlike those youngster have 4k frens... LOL, so now the spreading of this lens page is quite slow, nope, it fucking slow LOL....

I never knew it is so hard to add so much ppl in a short time, this is quite fuck up LOL. But nvm, since its jus for fun and earn a bit in the mean time, so i jus take it easy ba...chill~

U know when u see those facebook butik tat sell watches, cloths, bras and shits... they all always tag u in their product... and keep launching thing... and i cant believe now i am doing exactly the same shit LOL.. which is quite sad... this call horse die go down walk looo...

And since my page is spreading so damn slow, i been thinking a way to push it faster. At the same time i dun wan to show my actual desperate side by fb message each other to like it or add it LOL... so i though of 1 way...

Do u guys notice that whenever facebook have some porn or sexual contents thingy... knowing them is potential virus, but all the users will still go click it (Perv!!)

As long as the link u share, the display picture have some half nude girl or some exotic title like "Lam Fong Sex tape" or "See what happened when her dad find out what she did for living" or "Dinosaur having sex with King Kong"

And so, for business purpose, i shall push my lens business to a further extent! WHICH IS!!!

USE AV PORN STAR AS MY LENS MODEL!!

Ok, lets see few sample ~

we got dreamy horny brown~

Dueba Blacky tits lens

Hani kimochi Brown

and last but not least, every1 favour- Super Nudy Student Brown... this shud be our best seller ba LOL

LOL, i think if i use this business strategy, i gonna change my lens shop to = Maxorny Lens LOL

Ok la, its just some adult jokes, my business is still very clean, no porn stars involved. So u guys can purchase it without any worries LOL..

Gogogo~ go like the page, add tat acc and follow the blog~ gogogo... u will found hani kimochi lens available !! LOL

Where'd You Go?

2011-04-17T23:48:00.000+08:00

I don't understand why you have to always be gone,

I get along but the trips always feel so long,

And, I find myself trying to stay by the phone,

'Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone,

But I feel like an idiot, workin' my day around the call,

But when I pick up I don't have much to say,

So, I want you to know it's a little fucked up,

That I'm stuck here waitin', at times debatin',

Tellin' you that I've had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing "Where'd you go?"

a nice song by fort minor and it totally described my feelings

Recent days

2011-04-17T18:32:00.004+08:00

So So busy... sounds familiar? LOL

Yup, I am back and this post is about what i been doing lately...

Lets put it in a list

1) Assignments

2) Blog (Contact Lens Business)

3) Performance

4) Practice for Other performances

5) Business Club Meeting

6) Helpings others

1) Assignments

Notice that the assignments is consist of "s" (Plural), its multiple assignment... I been rushing assignment like hell because most of my time is clashes with performance practice time, and so i need to do it in advance in order for me to hand in right in time on the due date.

Everyday i only have average 6 hours to sleep and it is fucking torturing.

At that moment, RedBull is my only friend. Ya, without him i wud be DEAD

i been drinking redbull for 2 fucking days... now mu fong mu Bull Leh!!

My blood

2) Blog (Contact Lens Business)

For your information, i am about to start a online contact lens business. And it require to do a lot of stuff such as creating a blog, facebook page, bank in account and shits... all by myself, quite fuck up right....So u guys rmb bong chen har me leh... very san fu de laa LOL

The lens blog will be publish on monday (April 18) so rmb go click the like button, share it to ur frens and buy some of it aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here a preview for you all yo:

3) Performance

U might be thinking, other than blow water, wat else Max can perform o.... Oh i can perform a lot of stuff, eg: I can walk backward and my head is still looking at front... Geng leh... Scientists and Scholars also states that no much human can perform such task de aa....

Ok back to topic, my performance is sing and dancing.. and just a day before my assignment due date, I am performing at Sg.Long Utar college!!

I am not solo performing, i have a team name De Latest News, ya.. sounds lame right, if i dont tell u its a team name u wud never know it is a team name, even now i still find it hard to accept i am in a group named De Latest News, u see how funny it sounds in chinese - 最近新闻!!!!

But still, we must learn to face the fact, i am in the group and my group consist 2 other members which is Wilson and Daniel.. Wilson is an awesome dancer and Daniel is a stunning vocalist and I am a wonderful news reporter, so together we are De Latest News. LOL

At the night we are performing at Utar, we met alot of amazing peoples!! The committees are nice and friendly, i can fully feel their spirits and determination!! However, I am most amazed by a band name "Down To Earth", damn they are great in their performance. The guy play da guitar and da girl do her thing and sing our loud, damn got feel ooo.... So nice to meet them =D

De latest news and Down to earth =D

4) Practice for other performances

After performing in Utar, there are still some other performances, for example we are going to performing in Wilson birthday, so rmb please dont attend ya LOL. So in order to NOT spoiled wilson 21st bday, we will need to do harder and spend more efforts in practicing...

5) Business Club Meeting

Oh ya, not to mention I am a committee in Inti Business club, and currently we are in-charge for the game name "Stock Trading Challenge 2011". The game is about investing in stock and a little bit of mind game then the winner will be the richest group in town..

Check out the poster that i made for the game xD

U can call the number if u are interested =S

6) Helpings others

Oh yeah, dunno y suddenly few of my frens come ask me help them in photoshoping their picture. On last week one of my friend suddenly call me to make a big size for her bday which is happening in 5 hours. When i received the call I was away from my house, as soon as i rush back to my house, i only left 3 hours left to photoshop and print it out... lucky i am still able to make it and found a shop that was not closed on that time... Check it out:

The party theme is forest,yea.. so its explain most of the thing..

Also some other photoshop project is undergoing but those are consider confidential so i shall not review it now...

Yup, so these are the things that i've been doing these days.. I am so busy that i have no time to take a shit so my body auto diluted my shits into farts so it gives me the mobility to shit on anywhere. Yeah, Scientists and Scholars have came out a shit fart ratio that 5 farts u made is equilibrium to a 8cm shit.. yeah the ratio is 5: 8

Ok my point is i am very busy these days LOL. Oh ya, did u notice the new header for my blog? if u dint means u really need to take a eye check because it is fcking big LOL. This header indicates that the following posts will be related to how i see things, how i feel, and how i interpret things. =D

Thanks for reading and feel free to click har my nuffnang laa... I m damn poor nowadays =(

Its April FOoll!! xD

2011-04-02T00:05:00.002+08:00

feel great to fool few of my frens with my photoshoped hair colour xD

at first i uploaded this picture and say tat i dyed this hair colour which imitated a character in final fantasy xiii xD

LOL, nt bad la =x

I learn the changing hair colour photoshop skill through this tutorial

check it out, it pretty awesome, its like a simulation for ur hair colour.. u can use har this skill to see whether the colour suit ur hair or nt before actually going to saloon =X

Well and after tat i m kinda obsess with this skill so i made couple of version of my hair n applying the same technic into my jacket as well LOL

Happy april fool~

hope u fool some1 today =D

Pasar Malam Goodies

2011-03-30T19:54:00.004+08:00

Damn I love shopping in Pasar Malam... cuz i am poor, and somehow in pasar malam it kinda makes me feel like i am rich! i am able to buy stuff LOL

Yeah..other than buying bubble tea and crispy chicken, check out my goodies xD

Mini Hair Straightener

Yeah, now u girls know why my leg and armpit hair is so damn straight! its becuz i use this all da time yo... no la i am jus joking, my leg n armpit hair is naturally tat straight, which is quite disturbing

Back to the point! talking bout this hair straightener... it quite a waste of money actually LOL, it cost Rm 30... and u can see the black and bigger 1 only cost RM20, but of cuz the small 1 have the better quality (according to da dealer)...

anyway, the shity part bout this straightener is it cannot really cover much of my hair... i tot that my hair is short and so i buy a smaller and better quality 1 will be suitable for me, but its fucking bullshit LOL... it cant really cover most of my fringe.... However, the worst part of this straightener is the Plug! see from the picture u know that it is smaller than a normal plug so it cant really fit nicely in a ordinary socket... so the consequences will be it cannot get detected with the electricity... yea, a electronic product cant get any electricity, how good will tat be =X

Spec!!

Damn i love this spec!! it cost Rm 16, but with a better bargaining skill u can probably get 14 or 15 ba.... my bargaining skill is suck so i get it with Rm16 =x Anyway i still very love this and hoping that i will not broke easily =S

Man, i love da damn spec.

Flower Face Up Roller

This roller cost me RM10, for those of u who have no idea about wat it is... it is a roller that massage ur face so that it can slim down ur face, and FYI, I am having a huge BIG wide face that can cover the entire sun and cause a total solar eclipse. And so, in order to prevent more eclipse for happening... i am extremely hardcore and use this roller ALL DA TIME... pretty much like the picture below...

问你死没

If still cant slim down my face then i gonna go do some surgery jor LOL

Earth Hour 2011

2011-03-26T20:17:00.002+08:00

I am not really a go green kinda guy, but hey... never too late be come one right =x

Steal the light, kill the night.

Use candle LOL xD

Go go go gooooo Green !!

Morning @!!

2011-03-23T09:59:00.003+08:00

I cant believe i am doing this, i am actually blogging on 10Am whereby my class is on 1pm =S

Usually i will be sleeping right now, but today is kinda special... hell yeah, i went to renew my passport with my mom, so we woke up at 8am...

It will only ends well.... when we reach the office and they say that our picture cannot be use LOL... this kind of cases will usually happen on me but i never expect it will also happen on my MOM LOL... i guess like they said- Like Mom, Like Son xD

Reason for our photo rejection are our photo does not clearly shows our ears and forehead LOL...lame right? but bare in mind if u wanna renew or make a passport =S

But look at the bright side, the receptionist ask me whether i am above 18 or not ^^

however Its still pretty fucked up cuz i wake up at 8am for Nothing... if given that i am 2 years younger, i will surely keep complaining bout this and tat, with a bad lousy mood... but hey, this time i am kinda chill, it used to be i was the 1 tat bitch around, but now I am the 1 tat comforting my mom says: hey we cool right LOL... it proves that my anger management is kinda success =D

Since we are so cool n chill, my mom decided to go pasar and i decided to join!

Man, how long was it? like about 10 years? since i never been to a pasar pagi with my mom! Damn... the feeling was like way back to the fatty chubby childhood that i keep wondering around at pasar pagi and start bitch around with my mom for those useless toys... well i know now i am still fatty chubby but the u got that point right? =x

And ya, the feeling is refreshing... early in da morning, breath some fresh air... and those dealer is sooo friendly! They were like: Oh u dont have small change? nvm, pay me next time ba =D

Their working attitude make me feels that the earth is still having a hope... one of them ask me about wat i am studying, i ans FINANCE, He say i am so smart for choosing that! he even gives me a THUMBS UP!! LOL... wat a day xD

Well! Breakfast yo... check out wat me and my mom bought

Porridge ~

Oh best shit in town , they got lots of name, (read them all in cantonese) some call it Ham Jin Beng, some call it Jin Long Bao, Some call it Dai Kao Min... well lets just call it Asian pancake mix ba... Damn i love the crispy asian pancake mix with the smooth DIY soya... wat a good day =D

And check out My Rm 6 Sexy Hot Grandpa Pant!!!

Yeah, sexy right? =x

Nt bad laa LOL... shake that ass grandpa =S

Sounds weird but i start to enjoy the moment i spend with my family, even together we do ntg special, but somehow i feel healthier and life is richer with them

♥

head back to bed and ready for class soon =(

DIY: Candy Cookie House ♥

2011-03-20T20:03:00.008+08:00

Yo this is some DIY stuff in case you dint notice, and it is pretty simple to make it....

Yeah its a house full of candy and cookies LOL, i made it on valentine for an obvious purpose..Well, it can be better if i am given more time to made it, LOL... cuz i kinda made it on last minute, ya... on valentine TAT DAY LOL....moreover, this is the 1st time i try this shit... if given 2nd chance to made it i believe it will be lot more nicer ba =S

Lets Check out the Ingredients:

1) Oreo

2) Graham Cracker

3) Rocky Biscuit Stick

4) Egg White

5) Icing Sugar (important)

6) Soft Candy

7) M&m

U see, the whole point of it is to cut the Graham cracker into house shape, then deco it with all the ingredients u have by sticking it with Royal Icing (royal icing is made from mixture of icing sugar and egg white, it is sticky and after a while it will dry out)

Step 1: cut the Graham cracker into shapes

Tips: Important is the roof part... and be gentle while doing it, cuz these cracker is damn easy to crack =(

Step 2: Prepare Royal Icing

This is how a icing sugar looks like, u can easily get it from any bakery stall, buy 1KG(rm5) will be MORE than enough..0.5Kg will be just fine

Royal Icing Recipe:

1) 250g of icing sugar

2) 1 egg white

3) Lime/Lemon (optional)

See, i get this recipe from a website,it means i does nt really have any experience on making it, tats why i Buy 1KG instead of 0.5g.. because is scare shit went wrong and i need to redo... but the fucked up part is my house only have one fucking EGG... if once i screw the 1 and oni egg, then i will running out of time =S

Screw the last egg o0o

Yeah, so i went out and brought an entire row of eggs, and also a tiny lime tat cause me 20 cent =D

Removing the Egg Yolk

Oh it fits perfectly

Mix and Stirs the Icing sugar with the egg white

Tips: rmb add in the sugar slowly and stir it hard...add more icing sugar to it until it is nt that watery...
then when it almost done add a few drops of lime to make extra favour

Ratio
1 Egg White : 250g of icing sugar

Ps: Picture 2 kinda look like a bowl of semen, dont u think so? =S

Step 3: Stick the Graham Cracker (build a house foundation)

Roof

LOL, due to roof is harder to stick, so i put it into fridge to make it faster to dry and stabilize it

Tips: if the Royal Icing is nt sticky enough, mainly is because it is too watery, jus add more icing sugar in it will do..

Step 5: Decoration!!

Cant really teach much on it, because its depend on ur creativity.... just stick watever u have into tat house will do xD

Rocky Roof Rox!! xD

Finished!! ♥

Well, i added in 2 banner on it.. and dun ask wat mean by steak house ba... its kinda personal stuff LOL..

Well, i think that is...i hope it helps =S

oh ya, this damn thing is my 1 week breakfast xD

Bye =D

End of the world/ New World?

2011-03-14T20:35:00.009+08:00

Japan, hot topic right?

I guess all of us have been talking about Japan's disaster for all day ba... well lets jus get into some facts and advises before i get into something personal ba...

It is pretty messed up in Japan and currently thousands of ppl are dead and dunno how much more number will pop up... however, other than earthquake and tsunami, now ppl are more concern about the spread of nuclear gas

Yup... we aint so sure where will it spread to so far but here is some advises

1st- Try nt to eat Japanese sea food (Sushi)... (suggestion from my lecturer =D )

its simple, the nuclear gas might affected the fishes in da ocean, then when local Japanese Cuisine import any of those affected fish and made u a Unagi shit.. the consequences of eating a mutant fish may always be kinda fuck up.

2nd- Acid Rain

Yeah, same thing... it might have the possibility to have an Acid rain on tomorrow onwards. So i guess now is nt a good timing to Kiss The Rain ba....

Well, both of the advises are nt officially proven by any parties, it might be false. But anyway, i think u shudnt risk ur damn life for few drop of rains and Unagi ba.. i am just saying =S

So just screw the facts and start sharing my personal opinion toward what are happening recently...

After the disaster strike Japan, i admit it, even i have the sudden feeling of fear.... every time i watch a video in facebook reporting live situation of the disaster in Japan, i will feel sad and feel sorry....

i rmb all this happened on last friday, i sudden saw this video and i share it... right before getting more information, i left to gyming. Then, during the gym, i was watching the CNN breaking news... they are reporting LIVE of how the waves washes everything away, the moment i start to imagine, damn if i were there... i probably packing foods, made a phone call to the girl i love and probably few EXs as well (LOL), holding my nieces and run like theres no tomorrow. But look at me! i was running on a treadmill, chilling and even peeking on those hot chicks right next to me who also running on a treadmill..

Ya, for tat moment, other than fear n sorry.. i also felt Graceful, and thankful that it doesnt happened in out country. Who knows that people are finally realize the greatness of Malaysia. Ironic right... it takes one hell of serious shit like the tsunami in Japan, to bring out another countries' beautiful side.

Before all this happen everyone were complaining about the shitty weather in Malaysia, 24/7 are in Summer... But now u can see all those idiot start posting in facebook say that how much they love Malaysia... yeah, nt just Malaysia Boleh, even Malaysian also memang boleh...

1 more thing, u see when ppl can do ntg to help... they will start praying. I believe u can also saw it in ur facebook, every 1 is encourage every 1 to pray for Japan...and its good, because it show ur support. However, no offenses, I do not pray much, not until a week before Final exam ( Iam jus kidding), but honestly... i dont really pray, because i kinda free thinker... i dun really buy Jesus or Buddha's speech...

Anyway, maybe because of this factors, or i am jus a simply hater. I kinda feel irrated when i saw those event that ask u to pray for Japan. I mean, why u need to invite someone to pray for something? U see, let me copy the wall post of the event for u

*NOTE*: We MUST Support Japan !!!

TARGET :
We Need 500 000 Pray for the people in Japan ( Loding... )

Click >> Share !

Send invitation :

1 - Copy the code below:

2 - Click on " + Select Guests to Invite "

3 - March Paste the code into the URL field of your internet browser and press enter.

4 - CLICK on "Send invitation"

5 - Write in the wall " Pray for the people in Japan , We need Peace "

Its done !

U see, its is just as irritated as a not so friend geh friend sudden PM u in the facebook chat by saying "Hi" and when u Hi back he/she will jus paste a damn link to u and ask u to "like" it... then even ask u to spread it, after that straight away offline.

But wat makes me wonder is wtf is " Pray for the people in Japan , We need Peace "

I get the 1st part, pray for the Japs, but "We need Peace" ? it dont even make sense!

My point is, we all need peace but it can never be acheive by jus PRAYING... u gonna work it out man... u cant jus sit in front of the PC half naked and start blogging about peace! (hmm... sounds familiar), in short i jus dun like those ppl that keep talking bout peace but do ntg..

Ok, back to the fucking topic... its obviously that the world is about to end right? like the movie 2012, the day after tomorrow, or u can say like those brainless short video that some idiot edit it by adding a lil bit of clips in 2012, the day after 2moro, sky line and also transformers (when the meteor falls)...

We all feel that its ending because of these recent negative event that happened ba...

u see we have new zealand earthquake, then we have Dog abuse, even we have a tomboy Cat abusing, then we have darren's bday, and now we have this unfortunate case in Japan...

and due to such negative impact, more stupid ppl will like to make it worst by making and posting those scientific video say that proves the end of the world is highly possible and the prophet of 2012 are coming true - even science agree with it... but the worst shit is 1 video that say a dude claim that Jesus is coming back in town with his whole crew on May 21, and tat day is AKA the "Judgment Day" , yeah got feel right... what i am exited to see is not how Jesus judge u in the court of heaven, but is when we reach May 21, then nothing happens... i wanna see how tat dude react, will he judge himself? or will he swallow the whole bible? I am just saying...

However, non of them see the bright sides of it...i mean like what the social network says " U cant get to 500 Millions friend without making a FEW enemies" same things applied;

The earth cant acheive Peace without losing a few Pieces of it...

U see, do u agree with me that sometime it take a shit event to unite the humans? I believe that the true PEACE can be only achieve by UNDERSTANDING... but everything also have its SHORTCUT.... i mean u see, for the pass centuries ppl are try to study and create a mutual understanding between each other but WAR is still carry on... but ntg like this, a huge nature disaster strike for like 2-3 days ago, everyone start holding hand and pray for each other... everyone start to appreciate their life time, start to GO GREEN, start using the recycle dustbin... even start sharing those lame video bout recycling...

U see this maybe not be so bad as we seen it is... eventually people might united, and together we might form a NEW WORLD, instead of watching the END of the World..

Oh ya, before i end this long post that w.o any picture, i wud like to share a link with u all...

http://odcfamily.exblog.jp/i12 its a Japanese Blog that teach photoshop effect, i stopped by when i was browsing about some photoshop text effect... it is very interesting to read when u dont know Japanese at all, so u wud go to google translate and sort it out one by one... When the disaster strike, i kinda worry bout the blog owners, cuz she was like a virtual fren to me (i kinda update myself from reading it), and then i found that she have edited a picture of a church... and here is the 2 sentence she wrote:

何も出来ませんが、多くの方が亡くなった事に際して、心よりお見舞い申し上げます。

私、アーメンさんではないのですが。

U can go translated urself to find out wats the meaning, but i can tell u.. its kinda sad...

here is the picture of the church that i m saying (stolen from her blog)

世界の終わりや新世界の始まり？

Lai Kuan 21st bday!!! Nerdy theme (@_@)

2011-03-10T17:50:00.004+08:00

Here to introduce you ----- Lai Kuan, the hottest girl in my fren list LOL

and harlo~ it Lai Kuan 21st celebration on last sunday (March 6 2011), and something special about this bday party is the theme~ N.E.R.D @.@

hell yea... recently this theme is kinda popular because of the trend of the big black spec @.@... its a good theme though...

See 3 of us so cooperate, we follow theme geh LOL...

Food@!!!

I gonna tell u the food is damn damn damn awesome, especially the sweet sausages! best shit in town man! LOL

Pictures in da party ~

Damn, Lai kuan is 24/7/365 also sososososo leng lui xD

Yew failed

one of the hot chick in lai kuan guest xD

Cakies!

This is the most special and most delicious bday cake that i have taste so far!!! top layer of the cake is cover by dif types of nuts and honey, then the cake is soft and crunchy at the same time!

it definitely a WIN!!!!

Crazy secondary frens xD

This actually is a failed photo but i add a little bit of lighting and colour and contrast thingy and Tada, here u go...

Happy 21st Bday to Lai Kuan~

Wish she always pretty and stay happy forever =D

Bankruptcy Announcement

2011-03-03T20:22:00.006+08:00

I am so sad.... he is my best buddy... when ever i needed him he was there.... but now he has gone... like forever....

I dint know that life can just slip away so easily.... yesterday he was still with me but now... he just gone...

Suffered a serious internal bleeding... passed away silently...

I was there when he take his last breath on earth... but i cant do anything... because i had to pay the bill...

YES! MY WALLET DIED!!!

thats y i am broke now T.T

Wanna know who is da murderers?

Monday! Air ticket= Rm199

Wednesday! Chris Chee 21st

Thursday! Barry 21st

Friday! Lay Peng 21st

Sunday! Lai Kuan 21st

Next Friday! Darren 21st

Next Saturday! Sara 21st

and 1 more hours later i m going to watch I AM NO.4

T.T

March Special (Cartoon world)

2011-03-01T14:54:00.008+08:00

Yo, check out my new march theme for the header... hell yeah... its Cartoon time!

I learn the text effect from a Photoshop tutorial which named Patchwork Text Effect

the tutorial is easy and its pretty cool, you can use this text effect for some cute event banner or some other cute-related thingy xD... so click it and check out the awesome tutorial if you wan =S

And for the cartoon characters on da right hand side... its actually Me and a girl ..

If you look closely into these 2 characters, i have added quite a lot of detail stuff
eg: (1) the pattern on the girl's shirt (2) hair's shadow (3) our shoes are actually shoes that we are wearing, rmb my shiny bling bling golden shoes? xD

Ok, the cartoon is actually inspired by the animated characters of Black Eyed Peas in "The Time/ Dirty Bit". And the cartoon is derive from the picture below... now u can notice the clothes of the characters n us are quite similar right xD

Ok la... back to the main topic : "whos dat girl"

I know i know, u guys will sure react like : Waaa... whos that unlucky girls / Is that your girlfriend?

FYI, she is not my girlfriend...... YET? I suppose @.@ and thats y i chosen to not review her identity and picture at all, because i dun wan to take things as granted... however she is some1 very important to me....

How important? Hmmm... lets just say she is someone that can understand me, and by means of understand: its like fully totally extremely indefinitely understood my feelings... yeah.. So i will just call her my soul-mate ba...

Well, if you dunno what a soul-mate ranked... i will show u what is the ranking of a SOULMATE in my heart ba...

The meter bar is a meter measurement of different types of people in my heart... the bottom of the meter bar will be the things or ppl i Hate the most, and then slowly increase into ppl that i Love the most.

So u see, ranking of a soulmate in my heart is quite high... it nearly have a higher ranking than your hot mom... u say geng mou

We have many things in common, despite the facts that we are having the same hairstyle and a terrible sense of direction... our perception and idea are mostly the same, and it lead us to endless night of talking.... we can just chat about anything, from studies to politics, from politics to science theory, from science theory to music, from music to kungfu fighting, from kungfu fighting to sunny D and rum LOL

Of cuz we have our differences, but the fortunate about us is we accept each others' weakness and make fun of each other... for example i m an idiot in direction, she will not blame me... but she will scold me in a funny way to let me know that i am stupid... Anyway she also nt that smart LOL xD

At some point we have surplus the level of friendship.... but we both have yet ready to take the next step into a "relationship"... because we are both afraid that after stepping into the next level, we might lost what we are having right now...

U know, when u move on from a frenship into a relationship... things will never be the same. And thats why i still haven possess the courage to make a changes ba... and luckily she feel the same as I do...

Its kinda same with the ending of 花样少男少女 (Taiwan Drama below)

At the end of the drama, Wu chun and ella have chosen to stay in the same position instead of moving on in a relationship.. because they like to stay in the way they are now...

say also no use, here a short clip from the ending... start watching from 3.00.. and listen to wat wu chun said... thats is wat i am trying to tell u all...

♥

Has just begun...

The Library @ IOI Boulevard Puchong

2011-02-28T15:27:00.005+08:00

The Library is in da town for quite a while.... matter of fact, i've been there for few times yo...

It located at the corner of IOI Boulevard... (IOI Boulevard is located at the opposite of IOI mall), so if IOI mall is at ur left side, u will need to make a U-turn to reach IOI Boulevard....

Well, lets check out the Menu!

here is the beer tower & platter promotion

(notice: before 10pm 7 classes of beer only cost rm78, each glass is around Rm11+, but after 10pm it will be Rm98 instead of Rm78)

yeah,heres the 7 glasses of different beers...

My personal favor will be Stella Artois and Hoegaarden, both of them taste lighter in compare to other hardcore beers, its suitable for ladies... and also noob kia like me LOL...

Here is others packages of beer combo, most the promotion are only available in particular hours...

Other than that, The Library also serve foods n other drinks. Although personally i never tired before its dinner but i think its should be acceptable @.@ Here is some images of the menu page. (sorry for the unclear images =x )

Pizza

Main Courses

Small Plates/ Side orders

Virgin Drinks @ Rm 15

Very Safe sex on the beach... yea... now only i know Cranberry + Grapefruit + Peach = Safe sex... screw condom xD

Fruit Juices

Non-Alcoholic Beverages

Other Drinks

Oh ya, forget to mention that they are having live band on Thursday, Friday and Saturday after 10pm... the band's performance is not bad, quite entertain actually =S

In short, the place atmosphere is nice, the price is acceptable, so Basically its a nice place to chill out with frens at night... but most of the customers are at the age of 20++, quite alot of uncle 30++ hang around at there after work... but still, there is some chicks hanging around once awhile =S

My rating for The Library is

★★★★☆

4 out of 5... i think its a nice place for puchong kaki to chill around, cuz its near and quite affordable, ya shud give a try =D

Ultimate Zacko Farewell

2011-02-27T19:07:00.004+08:00

More pictures is available at my Facebook

Its always kinda sad when u gotta say goodbye to your friend, and the reason i name it as ultimate farewell because it might be the last goodbye that we had....

Because Zack is having his final year in Australia, yeah, Australia..where kangaroo jumping and kungfu kicking koala bear at the same time.... Since this is his first year, the following year after his graduation he will most probably start working with koala bears n kangaroos... thats why the next home coming might take forever....

We have a short farewell with Zack @ The Library IOI boulevard

So yea, here a peace out from Max yo...

Team A

Team B yo...

Me n My boy Wilson

A toast for the FUTURE!!

Erpbody in the hse =S

Ya know, each time Zacko back in da hse we will also have tons of crazy party shit... yeah, and when hes gone, he took all the alcohol and all the parties along with him.... Our homies life will go back to the ordinary stage ba....

Know wat i am saying xD

kinda sad, nt because of all the parties are gone, but is the fact that when u are growing older, more of your frens will start leaving you and start their livng their live in their own way...

One day, we will all chosen a different path that we need to walk it for the rest of our live...but we shud be graceful that once we crossed our path and met each other.... call it faith or call it unlucky... i m glad to have a fren like u Zack =D

We have Joy, we have fun... we have Zacko in our live

San Francisco Steakhouse @ Subang Jaya

2011-02-20T18:17:00.002+08:00

San Francisco Steakhouse @ Subang Jaya... it located at the same building (Ground Floor) with the Subang Neway Karaoke

So me and my Homies go try out this steakhouse during CNY, and here some of my comments =S

For Noob customer like me, they have a brief descriptions bout beef... they let u know which part is which part LOL...

notice the menu, they have some serious detailed descriptions bout the steak that u about to order LOL, how many months grass feed, how old is the cow... like ya like tat =S

Check out this Wagyu Rib Eye, it was 500 days grain feed!!!

lets guess how much it worth =S

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RM 168.90!!!!

hell yeah, 1 fucking rib eye worth 169 man, so my fren did actually order 1 Wagyu Rib eye... and the result... well, u see it urself...

San Francisco Wagyu Rib Eye

Oh yeah, shit like this cost u rm169 LOL....my fren finish it in around 20 mins =S
its does smell and taste good, but.... the portion is just way too small ba... nt really worth TAT expensive =S (or maybe i m nt a expert steak eater =x)

Next~

i forgotten wat this dish named... well so lets just call it as San Francisco another no so worthy steak ba... this steak cost around rm 50++... somehow i feel this steak is bigger than the Wagyu Rib eye =S

Some Side orders~

Onion Soup

not bad, some new thingy... taste kinda like Kim Gary's "Lo Shong Tong" and the bread is so crunchy =D

Snail?

Same, i also forgotten wat this order named, so lets jus call it "few tiny snail that burried under the cheese that cost you rm20++" ba

now "few tiny snail that burried under the cheese that cost you rm20++" only consists about 5-6 snails and it taste kinda average =S

Next~

Maryland Chicken Chop

now this chicken chop portion is quite big, the price is jus around 20++...but the chicken chop is jus... Crunchy? crispy? tats all... cuz its tasteless =X

and notice the 2 stick on top on the chicken chop, 1 is a small hotdog, whereby another 1 is a fucking fried banana @.@ WTF right? wtf did a pisang goreng appear in my chicken chop LOL...

Beef Burger

notice the bottom right picture... its the picture in the menu... then u look back at the other 2 picture... u can see that the beef... is like... zhang gang ditt =x... the actual portion is jus way too dif from the menu picture ba LOL

Last and the Best

super long sausage @.@

unexpected, the sausage is da best shit in town =S... the sausage taste nice, the portion is big... and its oni cost 18++ ... duh... LOL, who the hell wud expect sausage will pwned all the steak =x Damn....

Other than steak, they also have Lobster... but we nt tat rich to try out that ... so thats all about it....

My rating for this steakhouse is

★★ ☆ ☆☆

2 out of 5....

i will nt really recommend u all go but if u are those super expert in tasting or enjoy steak... well u can go ahead and try... i might nt be correct bout it... who knows =x

CNY Hustle!

2011-02-18T22:04:00.005+08:00

Yo... CNY have passed... i know i know, so here is something about stuff that i did during CNY...

its a tradition/ culture for CHINESE to "PLAY CARD GAMES" during CNY LOL.....

dun worry, we aint no doing any ILLEGAL GAMBLING stuff... all the picture above are for illustrated propose only... non of it are REAL

Besides play cards, visiting frens/ hse aka 拜年 (bai nian) is also one of the things must do in CNY, if nt how get ang pou ooo duh~

Basically, when we visit each fren hse, will also stay quite long for playing cards LOL

So these are the most popular card games during CNY

21 aka Black Jack

(oh thx foong yee help me cut the deck to get this one lub xD)

3 cards aka 三张

or

NGAO 牛 aka 5 cards 五张

rmb wat i said earlier, these picture is for blog illustration propose only... we are nt really playing =D

recently very hot geh game - POKER

see how exited they are when playing poker LOL

I play poker always lose, because i dun like the seriousness of it... u need to have po po po po po pooo poker face only can play it... whereby i only have a shit face... so be it ba... i 认命 LOL

so after i lose all my chips, i go enjoy myself... go find out my old school karaoke set! LOL

Party like a rock star! ):O

my Eco-friendly Microphone with the latest water powered technology... green leh..

We also have lots of small party... and hell yea, we have da best party snack in town

4 packs (40++biji) of Pork meat balls!!!

eat till u die.

But other than these hardcore meat balls, we also have some classy party at Zack house...

with some awesome Pizza sets !!

Pizza hut Chicken wings is da best evvarrrr!!!

yea, i love how CNY makes me feel... i can gather with my homies... play cards, party all night... it give me the brotherhood thing feel...

And after playing so many card games i realize the definition of TRUE FREN d...

When u are playing Black Jack... A true fren will always encourage u too draw cards, they will always take a peek at ur card then say:

Oi YoR! where enuf oooo!! Aiiiyoooorrrr.. if i were u a! i sure Draw ge!!

then when u already holding 4 cards, their encouragement will getting even aggressive like:

Aiyooorrr!!! Tong Kui Sei Gor Jek!!!!! take the 5th card!!! aiyoorr! u no chun doi 1 aaa???

and a true fren will always laugh at u when ur cards are "Boom" (over the limit), but if ur card does nt exceed the limit when u're holding 5 cards, they will come out some not even make sense geh statements to make u believe that ur fortune is came from them like:

see! i told uuuu 1... follow me sure correct geh,

See! aiyorrrr told u go ahead de laaa.. so scare for wattt oooo....

told u today the banker siting beside the window so his luck will blow away 1..!!!

and for some reason u will really believe in tat shits LOL... and thats when u get broke xD

and here are my TURE FRiENdS

damn HOimIes !!

Yuki 21st blast!

2011-02-13T12:26:00.006+08:00

Yo, u know wat time is it... its another 21st bday yo.. and its Yuki's~

Yeah, i made it myself....recently saw something called "facebook profile banner", its consists of 5 tiny picture, tag all the 5 picture to the particular person then it will result something like tat... pretty cool rite =D

Lets go the party~

Our gigantic Bday card... we all like opening a new stall like tat xD

The hse is full of peeps... and because its CNY...The " indoor "will auto transform into a mini casino

Know wat i am saying? =X

Cut Cake Time!!!

a big big 21st key cakies~

beautiful girls~ all over the world~

happy family ~

Yuki's point of view LOL

Wow, looks familiar? its Ryan =D

biew jie biew muiz~ xD

buddy~

Sweet memories xD

everybody in da hse ! JUmP! xD

Present time =S

Yuki and her Pressies~

an anna sui perfume n a giant card from us xD

Personal camwhore time:

Thats all for Yuki bday party xD

and at here wish every1 have a great valentine day =D

Teehee =D

Queenie May Qing sweet 21st~

2011-02-11T16:46:00.004+08:00

Yo its Queenie Sweet 21st birthday Party! well although it is nt a big party but we guys do enjoy ourselves very much LOL.. cut the crap... lets show u some pica yo (more pictures is available in my Facebook )

steamboat party =D

eat more more vege, good for poo poo =D

Camwhore time~~!!!

4 in 1 =S

May qing Joined Game xD

OK la, Cake time baby, make a wish =3

Mq is so beautiful =D

even cut cake also so beautiful LOL

My new hairstyle =x

Happy birthday Mq~

Present that we gave her

Anna Sui Perfume xD
XoXo

the bottle design is so gorgeous! even i love it LOL... of cuz it smell delicious as well =S

Tada~ last pictures...

Happy Birthday Queenie

=D

Ipoh Mari =D

2011-02-04T14:56:00.002+08:00

CNY eve a.k.a "Lin Chuo Yatt" 年初一, i follow my mom back to hometown (Ipoh)... For these recent few years, honestly i m kind of an asshole...i m nt very good in family relationships...

to be honest, i put family at the back... my mind is priorities Hot Chick at 1st place, then Frens, last only family... Put it in a scenario, if a Hot chick, a Fren, My mom.. all of them date me go for a movie, my heart and mind will go for HOT CHICK... but now i realize its kinda wrong... so now if 3 of them date me again, My heart will still go for hot chick, but at least my mind will told me to go with my mom.... so i think when i am watching the movie v my mom, i'll be missing that girl ba =S

I m jus being honest LOL...

So ya, for building a closer bond between me n my mom... i actually volunteer to follow her back ipoh in this CNY....

Its feel kinda happy when be v family...this is something that a hot chicks cant give u..

Reached ipoh, meet my relatives... and they all start judging my hair... i dun understand y... i am 21st this year, i went college for 3 years... they still ask me this question each time when they saw me.. " EI, ur school allow u to have this kinda hair meh?"

my heart: " cut the crap and just give me that 5bucks ang pao"

The actual me: " Haa, yaa... they allow =D, gong hei fatt choi a Hehe^^"

为了红包，我忍

OK, time to dress up and go for dinner yo...

My CNY eve outfit xD

I dint plan to post these picture into facebook because its kinda...hmm.. how to say... nt all ppl can accept this look ba LOL...

but the following picture more hardcore

LISTEN, U have been WARNED! wat seen can nt be unseen!! cuz the following pictures is kinda... well... u'll see...

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Unacceptable Femaleness Pose (1)

Head slightly toward the downward direction...all the hair start falling...

unacceptable level = ★★★★

(2).............................................. (3) ..............................................(4)

Unacceptable Femaleness Pose (2), (3), (4)

(2) =S

(3) "bite lips?"

(4) =3=

all, 2,3,4, pose are rated as the top unacceptable level... thus these pictures will nt be uploaded in to facebook... cuz i admit it.. its kinda gay LOL...

but dunno why when camwhoring, this kinda pose auto come out.. mou bin de wor LOL...

This kinda poses oni super leng lui, or super leng zai that looks like leng lui can do it... others is unacceptable.. like me =3

Back to the topic

after dressing up... go downstairs... A popo is there... i believe is my kao leong geh mother.... so i went down and sit v my mom waiting others.... then the popo suden ask my mom...

Popo >>>> Mom : Ngi eh Moi Zhu a? (Ur Youngest daughter?)

Man, popo u wan like tat meh LOL... then all ppl at the living hall laugh... then my mom told her tat i m a boy... then popo try to make me feel better by saying"nowadays girl dun look like girl, boy dun looks like boy..."

ok la popo... i know u dint meant it geh LOL...

Dinner time!

i believe all these dishes is very common in a Chinese restaurant ba...so nt much description bout it ba =D

take a picture v mom sin... nt bad, this time is the 1st time i ask my mom to take a pic v me... kinda make her feel happy har LOL...

My mom and my younger sister =D

The next day st8 back to KL and chilling v my homies, Thats all =D

Wish u all HUAT AA!!!! (later going gamble again =S)

Fabulous CNY

2011-02-01T16:25:00.013+08:00

Yo! 恭喜发财!!!! its Chinese New Year baby! well i know today is nt the official day but who cares, we all already in da fat+lazy + garfield + Ang Pao Mood...

Notice wat i did to my blog? if u say no then u better go fuck urself.... LOL, jus kidding, maybe u're the first time here so u might nt notice what are the changes~

wao, renovate my blog is like cleaning my room... LOL, its part of CNY duty =x

Previously my blog is like kinda messy, so i did some research on some other ppl's blog, see how they deco their blog... and tada~ here's the brand new Max and Potato Layout yo..

1st, lets talk about the theme yo....

In Max & Potato, the header and the background are representative for the THEME... and when there is some special event/festival, the theme will changes for adaptation. However, even there is no special event or festival, the theme will at least change once per month... due to i kinda like design and shit =D

And just in case u dint notice (or u are a retarded), the theme for February is CHINESE NEW YEAR~

this is the header for the theme, i downloaded the "ancient chinese scroll" then add in my head inside to wish u all have a great chinese new year... the 2 playboy rabbits is kinda represent the year of rabbit =S. Also notice that the "Max and Potato" font is those western chinese restaurant font LOL

this is the picture i use for my background, DL from google image LOL

There is also quite a lots changes in my blog like:

My facebook badge have moved below the header, so whenever i says "more pictures are available in my FB", u can go check it out from there~

i also added a new thing which is called as "Labels" to all my post, it is below my FB badge

Its like categorized all my blog into dif categories... for example "Max Daily sorta Funny life" is refer to legend of the great man named Max Phoo, NO la, i m just kidding, its contains all posts that related to my daily routine, what stupid stuff i did in my blog that might make u laugh har =D

I've removed all the (posts related) pictures at the side bar because it look kinda messy, Dont worry, all the pictures are available at my facebook album name "Max and Potato O.o", check here to check it out

Here is some things that remain the same but still i wanna brief har u guys...

see this shit? this thingy known as the Nuffnang ads... most of the blogger also have this ads at their side bar, header, bottom of the blog or between posts...

well, by clicking these ads... u can helps the blog owner to earn few bucks for nasi lemak... of cuz, for those top famous blogger, this shit is how they earn their income...

For me, i m nt those top top famous blogger, i dint expect to earn much by this shit.. HOWEVER, i also wish u guy feel free to check it out... u see the picture, SAVE 54%!!!! dont cha feel attracted by it?? No? me neither, but i've been told nt to ask other to click it(Nuffnang policy), so i jus wish tat u all SUDDENLY ATTRACTED by these ads and feel free to check it out LOL..

Next! Facebook Plugin!

this is a facebook plugin that located on my top left of my blog, i tittle it "click it if u "like" it" for obviously reason, right? i m asking u to to click it, if u wud like to have sex v me, it explain why all the picture above are mostly girls, LOL...just joking =S..

but seriously, if u have a facebook account... and with pleasure, u like MY BLOG, go click the "like" button... i'll definitely appreciate your support =D... however if u dint have a fb acc, then u shud be proud of urself, cuz u might be the only 1 that own a REAL LIFE in this world.

Songs and Comments

Some of my frens told me that he always get irritated when a blog plays song... well i appreciate his comment but apparently i dun give a fuck LOL, no la, i do appreciate his comment... its jus that i feel a blog that plays a song can fully enhance the feeling of the post... So i've decided to remain the Mixpod Player ba...

There is a shoutMix Chat Widget on the side bar, feel free to leave any comment.. dun be shy... talk to me girl, or boy, anyhow i still prefer girl LOL...

After reading this u might wanna ask, hey dudes.. no 1 reads ur blog... y the fuck u wanan share all this to us... ok, 1st... u are adopted, so u dun have the right to talk here....NO LA, i m jus kidding...xD, i know my blog nt much ppl view or read it... my blog is jus a tool for me to stay in touch v my frens, entertain some stranger... i dint expect much, but sometime it does make me happy when i realize some random ppl got to read my blog, like my frens' sibling, my sis's manager, and also ur grandma.... thx ♥

Oh ya, before i sum up this post.. there is a short shout out at the bottom of the blog, feel free to check it out =D

HAppy CNY@!!!!

Soft Candy! (Fatty new year part 2)

2011-01-30T22:30:00.004+08:00

Yok Gon, Fried Ngar Gu, Fried Crab Meat, Seaweed Chips.... all this shit is my fav new year junkies... but non of them make me feel better than this SHIT!!!!

Oh fuck! it can make me feel like a fucking child again.... and i'll be as fucking excited as these japanese kid saw spongebob in happy meal (video below)

Oh come on, soft candy is the best damn thing u evar eat! i mean, the moment u chewing it, it was like chewing ur childhood! erm... well chewing childhood kinda horrible, ermm.... it was like chewing ur enemy bone! yeah tats happier....

U see i can be so excited i can jus hold this box of soft candy and take their pictures all night! LOL

Jesus! look at the colour!!!!!! so SWeet!!! so cute!!! so damn fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

When u eat it u feel like u eating RAINBOW u Beeyoches!!!

Last but nt least... when i open it... i feel like i've open the door of heaven

halleluya!!!!!

Fatty new year

2011-01-29T23:34:00.006+08:00

Its new year! And ppl always like to say have a FAtty new year 过个肥年!!! it referring to have a prosperity new year... but well... i guess i m doing it in a wrong way ba...

So basically its haven officially reach chinese new year but screw that shit... now is 1130pm and see wats on my desktop table

There will always have an explanation for everything...

the 2 empty Cans are used to filled with "fried Ngar Gu" + Seaweed chips", and now all of that have probably disgusted in my stomach...

and for the MC chicken set in the middle of the night is because of my brother in law da bao for my sis, but she fall asleep d... so i choose to sacrifice my body shape in order nt to waste our precious food.... so now there shall be no 1 are qualified to come over and bitch me about how sad is Africa kids have no food to eat yet u waste it! fuck tat shit...

so i am officially getting fat... hope u do the same, cuz if u nt..... erm..........u will get less ang pou money than last year!!!

(get fat v me, dun leave me alone T.T)

Old school song

2011-01-28T23:30:00.007+08:00

I seldom update blog so random, without any planning... but also good geh... like this only can keeping it real ma, hor?

Well every night around times like this (11-1am), i will go to Youtube and search for some nice song, put on my headphone and enjoy the music...

But tonight kinda got feel.... tonight i search back all the old Chinese songs! Man, i tell u... those songs never gets old....

梁静茹 (fish leong) is my fav, i mean for tonight i m kinda obsessed with her music.... u know i've been through many relationships before and her songs always can remind me of some girls that once played a important role in my life... but unfortunately we cant make it through....

The memories still sweet though...

Fish Leong songs like -爱你不是两三天, 暖暖, 小手拉大手 and many many more~

My fav is 小手拉大手 (small hand hold big hand), although my hand is nt big enuf to give girl to feel secure... well, erm.... at least its cute lo? hor? LOL...

Oh ya! btw, there is also some artist we might be forgotten, but their song i CONFIRM u heard before... like
金莎, Stella 黃湘怡... ring a bell? LOL her 吻雨, 西班牙的狂想... all this shits is once in our RICK DEES on the weekly top 40!!!~ LOL

Well i dunno will u feel the same or nt, but for me... when i listen some old songs, its always reminds me of my old days.... specially these old songs tat i mentions~ straight away bring me back to 7/8 years ago.... when i was jus step into secondary.... my pant is tight even my balls cant breath well =S

One more things, when i am listening songs, i try to relate the lyrics into my own story... like that only got feel ma LOL....i know its kinda perasan but no 1 ask u to tell every1 like" Ei yo! tat song is totally talking bout mua!" jus ask u to keep it urself, syok har sendiri can jor =S

And when u listen those sweet songs, then u relation into some1 u having a crash on...Wao i tell u, u will smile to the monitor like a retarded sohai LOL... ya, thats how we look like when we missing some1... i know u Do u nigga shit... dun act like its just me LOL...

So who u missing now? give him/her a text perhaps? or u jus wanna treat tonight as another every average regular night? but dun forget wor, tonight is friday night wor....everything also will become more beautiful in friday night geh... so jus do what u want ba, the night is still young, never too late to fuck things up =D

但今晚未过，你要过也很吸引

wow~ edited this in 30 minutes jus for this post, still ok laaa ~